THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Instead of worrying about the worst that could happen,
Allow yourself to hope for the best that can happen.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
A good friendship is like a flower garden. It needs attention and care. We
start by preparing the soil and then planting our tiny seeds. Our
friendships have foundations like the soil, and in them we plant seeds of
trust and understanding.
Like a garden, friendships need care and love in order to thrive. We nourish
friendships with visits, thoughtful favors, and trust. When we are feeling
down or in need of help, a friendship can offer us more than just beauty.
When we work at our friendships, they are not seasonal but bloom in any
weather, and they surround us with comfort and the knowledge that we have,
and deserve, love.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
artificial
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at the alter
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at a bar somewhere....
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an appointment
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raw
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Many D'ohs of Homer Simpson
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Very Funny Fart in Gym
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A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely
nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him:
"Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just
have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."
"I know" said the man, "but I can't. My wife refuses to sleep alone."
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Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat,
watching the front door of the brothel over the road.
The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside.
"Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman.
"Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"
No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi
appears at the door, Knocks, and goes inside.
"Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and Stupid hats!"
They continue drinking their beer roundly condemning the vicar
and the rabbi when they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door.
"Ah, now that's sad" says the third Irishman, "One of the girls must have died."
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When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped
him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to
end our liberties but you failed."James Madison followed, kicked him hard and said,
"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next. He beat Obama with a long cane and snarled,
"It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66
other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist leader.
As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said,
"This is not what you promised me."The Angel replied, "I told you there would be
72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said? You really
need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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