THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Even if you're on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just sit there.
—Will Rogers
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I'd like to think its cuz of the recession. or, Maybe its
cuz the world as we know it is changing. Borders, the
400 store national bookstore chain, says that its
going to declare bankrupty. Possibly as soon as next
week. I confess that I have never made a purchase with
them, yet it makes me sad. If its cuz of the recession
then we can get over that. Eventually. However, some
analysts say that its because people have stopped reading
paper books. sniff, your kidding right? the demise of ordinary
books??? These days of electronic gadgets,
the printed page suffers, and e books flourish with
astounding success. Kindof sad is it not? wonder what
this world would be like if I could not take my grand children
to the library?
Go figger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
get a life
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o011.html
the computer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o012.html
sale
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o013.html
superman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o014.html
too ugly
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o015.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
listen to the Dougie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1168.html
the car jacking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1169.html
a big bra
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1170.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
mans best friend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd729.html
A guy got his date out on a country road and
pretended to run out of gas hoping to make out.
She wasn't going for it and said she had a $100
bill in her purse and she'd buy gas, but he'd have
to walk to town to get it. He said he had to pee first.
While he was peeing she decided to light a
match near the gas neck to see if there was any
gas in there. There was a big explosion and she
called out to him "Honey, help me find my purse,
it's got my $100 in it!" He said "Hell with that.
Help me find my right hand; it's got my dick in it!"
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Three married guys die and meet Saint Peter at the pearly
gates. Peter asks the first guy, "Did you ever cheat on
your wife?" The guy answers truthfully, "Every chance I got."
Peter points to two doors, telling the guy to enter the
second one. He then turns to the second guy, asking him,
"Did you ever cheat on your wife?"
"A couple of times," the guy mutters.
Peter tells him to take door two. Peter asks the third guy,
"Did you ever cheat on your wife?"
The guy thinks for a couple of seconds and says,
"Well, once. You see, I was in this saloon in Texas,
and I noticed they only had one cowgirl
working there to take care of all of the guys.
I asked the bartender how come, and he said
'Well,she's all we need. That filly can suck a
baseball bat through a garden hose.' So that's
when I cheated on my wife."
Peter then told the guy to enter door number one.
The guy asks, "What's the deal? You sent the others
to door number two?" Peter says, "Yes, and they are both
going to hell, but you and I are
going to Texas!"
BUFFALO BILL
Impossible
http://www.buffaloschips.com/hjkhyui.htm
Jet Engine
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kjki.htm
John McCain
http://www.buffaloschips.com/hjjhiu.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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