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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

I don't believe that life is supposed to make you
feel good, or make you feel miserable either.
Life is just supposed to make you feel.
Gloria Naylor

 

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I am back again. After about a three day stint
in the hospital. They took me down Monday morning.
Guess I was in pretty bad shape. But they tweeked
me and fixed me and have me running half way
reasonably, inspite of the soaring temperatures
outside. Hmm...maybe shoulda stayed in there a
couple more days or so, huh?
Have a great day!

We do hope you enjoy todays issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

sound familiar honey?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n0100.html

playing second fiddle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n0101.html

giving in
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n0102.html

employment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n0103.html

alcohol
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n0104.html

abstinence
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n0105.html

sign of old age
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n096.html

are we there yet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n097.html

look what I caught
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n098.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

the batteries
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1160.html

I knew the bride
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1161.html

a new country song
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1162.html

Turkish Gillette
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1163.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY

paintings
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd728.html
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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for
his first day of work. The manager greeted him with
a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said,
"Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate." the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager.
"Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."
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A man wakes to find that he is sharing a bed with
the ugliest woman of all time. He jumps out of bed,
starts to dress, and reaches in his pocket for some
money. He puts a twenty on the nightstand next to
the sleeping creature.Swearing that he'll never
drink himself into ending up with anything like this
woman again, he starts out. As he passes the open
bathroom door, he sees, doing her ablutions, a hag
uglier than the other. Through the mirror she has
seen him awaken. Smiling, she asks, "Nothing for the bridesmaid?"
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An Irishman walking along the beach found a bottle
ying in the sand. He picked it up, brushed it off,
and out popped a genie. "Since you have freed me
from this bottle, I will grant you three wishes."
The Irishman thought a moment and said, "I'm
feeling a might thirsty. I think I'll wish for a
pint of stout." And poof! there was a pint of
stout in his hand.
He drank it down and started to toss the bottle
away, when the genie said, "Look at that bottle
before you throw it away." He did and watched as
it magically refilled itself with stout. "That's
a magic bottle. It will refill itself whenever
you empty it. So what are your other wishes?"
The Irishman grinned. "I'll be taking two more of these!"
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BUFFALO BLL


Office B
http://www.buffaloschips.com/skslkds.htm

Polaroid
http://www.buffaloschips.com/lkala.htm

Porky Pig
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sddssd.htm

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 



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