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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Eva came up to my workstation with one of the cat play balls
in her hand, made of red plastic with a big steel bell in the
center. She told me if she had two balls she could play ker-plow.
Sounded interesting so I asked her how she played ker-plow
and she said that she threw the ball and if she hit the target
she would say ker-plow but if she missed I would say me-ow.
I told her it was too bad she didn't have another ball and she
wandered off and she returned a few minutes later with a
basket with the cat ball, a yellow golf ball, and a tennis ball.
She picked the cat toy and threw it at me, bouncing it off
my forehead and said, " Ker-plow. " I decided to call a quit
to the game before I caught the golf ball in the melon. You
have to make sure you understand the rules when you
play with a five year old and I am just glad she didn't want to
play ker-bang or ker-boom heh heh.
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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A couple had been split up for about six months, but still remained good
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They sent my Census form back!!
In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?', I wrote: 12
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 1808
The Book of Val
Val: Book what book?
Oh I guess, food, give me food.
Play, I want to play a lot and often and hard.
I like to sleep with mom or dad.
I like to sleep with mom and dad (human)
I like to run with Katie
I like to wrestle with dad (rudy)
I like to chase cats....yes indeed that is a favorite.
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