THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Life is like a coin. You can spend
it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.
Lillian Dickson
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, another anniversary rolled by and another
milestone chalked up. Celebrating at this point
is sorta quiet, or maybe silly? Well whatever it
was, the war department and me took in a local
place for supper, called Nick Fink's. Basic pub
and grill type food, but it was good. (If you
are ever there, try their fish and chips) Then we took
in a local free concert in the park with The
Thirsty Perch Blues Band. Not bad for local talent.
Wanna check em out?
Thirsty Perch Blues Band - New Attitude
http://youtu.be/vPyFjaH-n_s
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the penis and the brain
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o031x.html
Ewwe
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o032x.html
sex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o033.html
credit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o034.html
mapquest
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o035.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Dunham
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1177x.html
bucking bronco truck
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1178x.html
An old gentleman wearing a beat-up old leather
flying jacket sat down at the Starbucks and
ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman
sat down next to him... She turned to the man
and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life
flying; biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, T-6s, flew
in WWII in a B-25, and later Sabre jets in the
Korean conflict. I taught 50 people to fly and
gave rides to hundreds, so yes, I guess I am a pilot.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day
thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up
in the morning, I think about naked women. When I
shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV,
I think about naked women.
It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the
other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was,
but I just found out I am a lesbian.
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Q. What do you call the guy who
embarrass you in front of your friends?
A. Dad!
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"Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?"
"But I've given you 10 glasses of water already!"
"Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"
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"My hubby & I have, what he calls 'Olympic Sex'." "Wow, you must be
have a terrific sex life?"
"Not really. It only happens once every four years."
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"How did your evening with your new boyfriend go?"
"It was a disaster. We were nude in bed in heavy foreplay and he had
a premature ejaculation." "What did he say when it occurred?" "He
just said I was the loveliest girl he had ever come across."
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BUFFALO BILL
ceremony
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jghdkgjdfg.htm
champagne
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kbjkcvbvck,b.htm
charm toon
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kjfkljlkg.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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