THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
You've got to get up every morning with determination
if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction."
~George Horace Lorimer~
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
One of my pet peeves is the almost constant
use of cell phones by people while driving,
Shopping, dining and in line at the supermarket etc.
Does no one know how to say
'I'll call you right back'?
Well, it has gone beyond that now,
With them being used in relaxing
getaway places like at the beach.
This is beyond being inconsiderate.
While on the beach recently,
I had to just sit there and listen to
this woman for at least an hour while
she talked on her cell phone and
Pranced back forth in front of me.
I couldn't concentrate on my book.
we do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
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A guy and a girl are lying in a bed after just
having sex. The girl lays on her side of the bed
and rests. The guy goes to his side of the bed and
says to himself, "Man oh Man, I finally did it! I'm
no longer a virgin." The girl overhears him talking
to himself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your
virginity to me?" "Well," the guy explains, "I always
wanted to wait until I was with the woman I love to
lose my virginity." Astounded, the girl replies,
"So you really love me?" "Oh God no!" the guy says.
"I just got sick of waiting."
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A beautiful young woman is getting dressed for work
one morning in her high-rise apartment building.
She glances out her fiftieth-story bedroom window
and sees a window washer outside. Thinking she will
rattle him, she slowly takes off her dress. The window
washer just goes about the business of cleaning the windows.
Next, she removes her slip in a very provocative manner.
Still, the man just keeps working away.
Taking her striptease to the full extent, she takes
off her bra and panties and begins parading around her room.
The window washer still takes no notice of her.
Finally, the woman walks over to the window and just
stands there, totally naked, staring at the man outside
her window. At last the window washer puts down his pail
and says, "What's the matter, lady, haven't you ever seen
a window washer before?"
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I called my stockbroker and asked him what I should be
buying. He said, "If the current administration is in
office much longer, canned goods and ammunition is your
best bet."
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After a trial had been going on for three days, Finley,
the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and
approached the judge's bench. "Your Honor, I would like
to change my plea from 'innocent' to 'guilty' of the charges."
The judge angrily banged his fist on the desk. "If
you're guilty, why didn't you say so in the first place
and save this court a lot of time and inconvenience?"
he demanded. Finley looked up wide-eyed and stated,
"Well, when the trial started I thought I was innocent,
but that was before I heard all the evidence against me."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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