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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
It was 90 degrees outside today and I took Buffy and Eva out
to the country so Sandy could get some quiet time and get some
work done. We stopped out at Brother Don's house and Eva
was playing with my nephew's girlfriend's son while Don showed
me his latest project, a deck with a screen tent down on the edge
of the woods. We came around the corner of the house and Eva
was waiting for us with the garden hose and soaked us down. Actually
Eva and her 4 yr. old buddy got everyone about four or five times
before Don turned the spigot off. Six or sixty, it is one of life's
greatest pleasures to get hit with forty degree water from 200 feet
down in the earth on a hot day. In a matter of seconds you are
transformed from tired, aching, and irritable to being awake, alert,
and happy. The only bad part is that at 90 degrees the results last
about twenty minutes before you are dry and hot again although the
mood remains.
Enjoy the chips ... buffalo
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Vol 2079
Discovery!
Val: Father, I need to speak with you about Missy.
BJ: Okay what is it.
Val: She has something wrong with her.
BJ: Oh I hope it is nothing serious.
Val: I think she has the same 'stuff' Rudy has between her
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