[buffalos-adult-chips] Chips For 7-14-11

 



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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

I am keeping this short today. With spume antibiotics and pain
pills in me yesterday, I was finally able to get to sleep with the
window open and the fan on. That is what we call Yooper Air
Conditioning and the fans get about a month's use a year. I
slept for about 11 hours after having missed most of the sleep
last weekend. Sandy woke me up to take her to the store to get
soda and cat food and I felt terrible when I stood up. My back was
like the old rusty hinges on a barn door and getting down the
steps was interesting. I did feel better after I got moving around
but I am taking long naps off my list of enjoyable things.

Enjoy the chips ... buffalo

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A. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
(What Am I?)

B. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
(What Am I?)

C. I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.
(What Am I?)

D. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
(What Am I?)

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You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
(What Am I?)

F. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.
(What Am I?)

G. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
(What Am I?)

H. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
(What Am I?)

I. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
(What Am I?)

J. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.
(What Am I?)

K. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
(What Am I?)

L. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
(What Am I?)

M. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.
(What Am I?)

N. I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
(What Am I?)

Answers:

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B. Peanut Butter
C. Crane
D. Titanic
E. Tent
F. Dentist
G. Wedding Ring
H. Elevator
I. Chewing Gum
J. Newspaper Boy
K. Glove
L. Arrow
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death. We paid for the whole thing and even took care of the funeral
arrangements. Maybe a thank you would be nice." - Jimmy Kimmel

"Osama Bin Laden's supporters want to rename the Arabian Sea where his
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"Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by
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"Osama bin Laden had money and telephone numbers sewn into his clothes.
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"How about those Navy Seals. We're getting our money's worth there. They
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"Apparently members of Al Qaeda are online slamming the U.S. I don't
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"Bin Laden was buried at sea, or as Dick Cheney calls it, 'the ultimate
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"Bin Laden lived in this compound in Pakistan with all of his wives for
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Texas Chips
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you
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six
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"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.

"That's the attitude we're looking for." said the Sergeant, "When can
you
start?"

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The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no.

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'What do you call her at home?'

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Short Chips
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Doctor Jones, to his new patient: "Patient Valerie, I'd like to give
you a thorough examination. Please take off all your clothes."

Valerie: "But doctor, I only stopped by for the blood test results.
Dr.
Johnson found me in perfect condition just yesterday."

Doctor Jones: "So he told me . . . so he told me."

A gentleman was much surprised when the good_looking young lady
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She walked on while the man stared after her. She did not realize,
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The American Mathematical Society used to grant its members a
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the list price of each book, leaving to its members the task of
calculating the discount price. But the mathematicians made so many
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If it is true that girls are inclined to marry men like their
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Limerick Chips
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There once was a hooker named Gail
Who had her price tatooed on her tail
Also if you are blind
Also on her behind
It's written in braille

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There once was a guy named Herby
who 's girl wore a bowtie and derby
Like it or not,
She had a clean shaven twat
I guess there's no furby for Herby

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When a horseplaying golfer named Trey
Goosed a girl in the rough one fine day
He found her, though willing,
Just barely fulfilling....
"I would rate her," said Trey, "a par lay."

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Parting Chips
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A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination,
sighed and said, 'I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd
best put your affairs in order.' The woman was shocked, but managed
to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter
had been waiting.

'Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we
celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't
well. I have cancer.
Let's head to the club and have a martini.' After 3 or 4 martinis,
the two were feeling a little less sombre.
There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually
approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as
to what the two were celebrating.

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end.
'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.' The friends were aghast and gave
the woman their condolences.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and
whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and
you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS.' The woman said,
'I don't want any of them sleeping with your father after I'm gone.'
Now, that's 'Putting Your Affairs In Order'

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Katie's Komfort Kolumn - Written By BJ Cassady
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn

Vol 2075

Sandi's Nickname

All the dogs have nicknames except Sandi.

Rudy has Rudabago, Rupert, The Rude, etc.

Katie has Kate, Red, The Diva, Princess Katherine,

and on and on.

Val has JD (for being a juvie deliquient), Valley, etc.

But perhaps because Sandi is so even tempered, so

predicatable she has not had one yet. at least until

last weekend.

BJ: Sandi, I thought of a nickname for you.

Sandi: What is it Daddy?

BJ: Daisy.like the flower.

Rudy: Daisies are weeds Pops.

BJ: Not to me, a field of daisies are beautiful.

Sandi holds her head down and is looking shy:

I don't know what to say daddy.

BJ: Say nothing. It matches the flowers, the sparkle

in your eyes. The yellow of your hair matchs the color

of daisies.

Sandi: If I could blush, I would.

BJ: How about a hug?

The herd

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