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THE HEROES OF WAR
We are not the heroes of the war,
Although we all stood tall for the cause
The heroes are those who were killed over there
Who never once ever heard the applause
They were the ones who left families behind
The ones so many mothers would never forget
They were the kids the boys from war.
Who had no chance to become men and yet.
They answered the call when it came their way
And they enlisted to fight and defend
The freedoms back home all mattered so much
Even if it meant that their lives might come to an end
They were the doughboys from World War I
And the soldiers from World War II
They were the fighters in Korea and in Vietnam
Who did exactly as they were ordered to do
They were the soldiers in the Persian Gulf War
And the ones in the war on terrorism around the world
They all took the looks and the stares that were given
To make sure that our flag would forever stay unfurled
They were the ones who paid the big price
The ones who we never had the chance to thank
The ones we have all forgotten thru time
Never knowing their names, let alone their rank
But one thing is for sure, and I can promise you this
That no matter what soldier still living you may ask
The ones who deserve to be called heroes of war
Are the ones who took the fall. so they could finish the task
CWritten by
Mary P. Greeley
November 25, 2006.
Printed with Permission
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Val
Crash, Thud, Wham!
Diana: Sounds like a war zone in here.
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A black streak blurs by following a grey blur..
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