THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Comfort zones are plush lined coffins.
When you stay in your plush lined coffins, you die.
Stan Dale
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
It has been a couple of years now since I sold my
motorcycle. I still miss it. Wish I was still feeling
the air in my face. for those who still ride, carry on.
and for those who do not...maybe you should think about it.
Twelve things that a motorcycle can teach...
1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
2. Four wheels might move the body...but two wheels move the soul.
3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God than sitting
in Church and thinking about my motorcycle.
4. Life may begin at 30...but it doesn't get interesting until about 95....mph.
5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noontime bugs.
6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank of gas before you can think straight.
7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
8. Young riders pick a destination and go... old riders pick a direction and go...
9. When you are riding lead, don't spit.
10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary.
11. I've never seen a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office.
And Finally:
12. Only Bikers know why dogs stick their heads out car windows.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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Bill Bailey
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pacman
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sorry we are closed
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So...
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your dog
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the princess
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old Mr. Smith
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the cranky gardner
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Lefty
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Mexican Word of the day!
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at the gym
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at the beach
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Bob Hope radio show
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
volcano in Chili
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Paddy was thinking of buying a coffee maker,
but was concerned it might be too complicated to operate.
The salesman assured him it was easy to use. "You
simply put in the coffee and filter, fill the reservoir
with water, slide the switch to auto and go to bed.
When you wake up you can enjoy a steaming hot cup of coffee."
A few weeks later Paddy ran into his friend O'Riley.
"Paddy me boy, how are you enjoying your new coffee maker?"
"I had to take the stupid thing back," said Paddy.
"Every time I fancied a cup of coffee, I had to go to bed."
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A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old
lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window
at the posters showing the glamorous destinations
around the world. The agent had had a good week and
the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a
rare feeling of generosity.He called them into his shop
and said, 'I know that on your pension you could never
hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a
fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer.'
He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two
flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel. They,
as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were off!
About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop.
'And how did you like your holiday?' he asked eagerly.
'The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,' she said,
'I've come to thank you, but one thing puzzled me. Who
was that old bugger I had to share the room with?'
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Joan had invited her younger sister, Nancy, to
leave her country home and come to the city for a
weekend to see how the urban half lived. She also
arranged for a friend of hers named Bill to take
Nancy out for a night on the town. After a
pleasant dinner and a show, Bill and Nancy went
to Bill's apartment for a nightcap. They talked
and listened to soft music for a pleasant
interlude; then Bill suggested they retire to the
bedroom. "Oh, no," Nancy protested. "I don't
think my sister would like it."
"Nonsense," said Bill, as he gently took her arm. "She loves it."
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The party was going really well and the drinks
were flowing freely. A man was getting along very
well with an attractive young woman and he asked
the host, "Do you mind if I use one of your spare
bedrooms?"
"Not at all, Dave," replied the gracious host,
"the bedrooms are upstairs, but make sure you use
the second one on the left."
"Oh, all right...," said the man, "why?"
"Tom and your wife are using the first one."
BUFFALO BILL
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How To Get A Divorce
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McRonalds
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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