THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Most men lead lives of quiet desperation
and go to the grave with the song
still in them
Henry David Thoreau
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Take some time to make some changes,
Be the best that you can be.
Take some time to just appreciate
The fact that you are here,
And to trust it without fear.
If you do these things with diligence
You will eventually be glad.
If you don't attempt them,
You may one day wish you had.
Although this no doubt could impose
Upon your time for seeking wealth,
There should be little question
That it could improve your health.
And though you might not be as wealthy
Nor drive so fine a car,
You'll find you will be richer
In other ways by far.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
next time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n026.html
tight
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n027.html
ghetto insurance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n028.html
drawing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n029.html
warning
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n030.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
that is a wipeout
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1127.html
sofa surprise
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1128.html
a walk in fridge
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1129.html
POWER POINT DISPLAY
pics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd719.html
Once there was a man who was in love with a
beautiful woman and he wanted to marry her.
The woman told him that befor they could get
married he would have to ask her father, who
was a farmer. So the next day the man went
to the farmer and said, "Sir I love your daughter
very much and I would like to ask for her
hand in marriage." The farmer sat there and
looked at him for a moment and said, "I will
let you marry her, but first you must compleat a test."
Willing to do anything to be able to marry the
girl the man aggred. The farmer said, "first you
must jump the fence, swim the river and
screw the cow in the barn."
The man thought that it sounded easy enough so he
did it. When he got finished he asked the farmer,
"Ok now can I marry your daughter?" The farmer couldn't
belive that the man had acutally done those things
and thinking it was funny he told the man to do
it again! So the man jumped the fence, swam the
river, and screwed the cow, again!
When he was finished the man went back to
the farmer and asked "Now may I marry your daughter?"
By this time the farmer was amazed that the man
did all that a second time, and wondered if he
would do it a third, so the farmer said, "Ok
if you do all that one more time I will let you
marry my daughter." So the man did it again.
He jumped the fence, swam, the river, and
scrwed the cow. When he came back to the farmer
this time, the farmer said, "Ok now
you can marry my daughter."
The man said, "The hell with your daughter
how much do you want for the cow?"
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Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox game.
Sitting in the first row with the Secret Service
people directly behind Them, one of the Secret
Service guys leans forward and says something
to the president.Barack stares at the guy,
looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent,
and shakes his head violently.The agent then
says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request,
from the owner of the team down to the bat boy.
And...the fans would love it!"So, Barack shrugs
his shoulders and says, "If that's what the people want."
He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and
the seat of her pants, and drops her right over
the wall into the field. She gets up kicking,
swearing, and screaming -- and the crowd goes
wild, cheering, applauding, and High-fiving.
Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to
the agent and says, "You were right, I would have
never believed that!"Then noticing the agent has
gone totally pale, Barack asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to
throw out the first PITCH!"
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"The car won't start," said a wife to her husband. "I think
there's water in the carburetor."
"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You
don't even know what the carburetor is."
"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water
in the carburetor."
"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out.
Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."
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BUFFALO BILL
Dog In Trance
http://www.buffaloschips.com/t43e.htm
Don't Eat While Driving
http://www.buffaloschips.com/t54.htm
Energy Star
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gre3.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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