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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!


Isn't it better by far that you forget and
smile rather than remember and be sad?

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
On this day in 1979, I tied the knot with
the "war department". Seems like a "lifetime"
ago. And it was. Lotsa things have happened
since that day. Lot of it good, a lot of it
bad. I look back on it and ask the question.
"Would I do it again?" And my answer is
'Certainly, in a heart beat'. See, there is a
little secret. I am a happily married man.
You know how I know this?
She tells me I am happy, so I must be.
Who am I to argue?

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!

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THEY HAVE A CARD FOR EVERY OCCASION

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THE COMICS

famous movie star
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o026x.html

the doctor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o027.html

car wash
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o028.html

play golf
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o029.html

a hamstring
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/o030.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

quick change
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1175x.html

how much does it cost
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1176x.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY

the most beautiful beaches in the world
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd731x.html

Old Jack was in his club on a Friday night when he
pulled a $100,000 jackpot on a poker (slot) machine.
When the club manager was presenting him with the check,
he asked Jack how he was going to spend the money.
"Well," said Jack, "first I'll spend $25,000 at
racecourse, and I'll spend $25,000 on beer, wine and
whisky and another $25,000 on loose, fast women."
"Goodness!" said the manager. "Then what are you
going to spend the other $25,000 on?"
"Ah ... geez," said old Jack, scratching his head,
"I'll probably just bloody squander that."
 
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Three boys are in the school yard bragging
about how fast their fathers are.
The first one says, "my father runs the
fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run,
I tell you, he gets there before the arrow."
    The second one replies, "you think that's
fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his
gun and be there before the bullet."
    The third one listens to the other two
and shakes his head. He then says, "you two
know nothing about fast. My father works for
the government. He works until 4:30
and he is home by 3:45!"
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BUFFALO BILL

Peanut Butter Jelly Time
http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdfsdv.htm

OK
http://www.buffaloschips.com/dsijj.htm

Oops
http://www.buffaloschips.com/yuiu.htm

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 



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