THE POSTMANS CORNER!
Socialism is a philosophy of failure,
the creed of ignorance, and the gospel
of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal
sharing of misery.."
-- Winston Churchill
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
Been good to have a couple days of relaxing
from the old grind, you know? But of course I
did miss you all. The heat index here in
this part of the state has been absolutely terrible,
probably enough to make a Texan plug in an
extra fan. My air conditioner has been running
non stop 24/7 for the last 3 days. And I usually
have not used it only once or twice up until the
fourth. Just does not seem to get real hot here,
but this coming week is supposed to be a scorcher.
Well, for those who enjoy the sun, be safe, and
use your skin screen. and for the rest of us
who are hiding in the air conditioning, lets make
it a little better with some joke!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
the sliding boards
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n091.html
which one
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n092.html
god bless
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n093.html
by mistake
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n094.html
a big surprise
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n095.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
sexual organs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1158.html
carpet sale
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1159.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
in a florida court...
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A young Jewish man falls in love with a Native
American woman and they decide to get married.
When his mother hears the news, however, she is
extremely distressed because she wanted him to marry
a nice Jewish girl. When she hears that not only is
he marrying this Native American girl but has
decided to live with her on the Reservation, the
mother becomes so upset that she refuses even to
speak to the boy, practically disowning him.
After a year, the son telephones the mother to tell
her that he and his wife are expecting a child.
The mother is happy for him, but there is still
quite a bit of tension in the air. Nine months later,
the son calls the mother again. "Mom," he says, "I just
wanted you to know that last night my wife gave birth
to a healthy baby boy. I also wanted to tell you that
we've talked it over and we have decided to give the
boy a Jewish name." Upon hearing this, the mother
is overjoyed. "Oh, son, this is wonderful," she gushes.
"I've been waiting for this moment all my life!
You have made me the happiest woman in the world."
"That's great, Mom," replies the son.
"And what," asks the mother, "is the baby's name?"
The son proudly replies, "Smoked Whitefish!"
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Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was
finding life very lonely. Finally, after much persuasion,
she consented to go out on a date with Andy, a gentleman
her daughter fixed her up with. Andy picked her up and
they went to a very secluded spot to have a picnic. Andy
had also been divorced for quite some time and found
himself very attracted to Rosemary.
Despite her initial resistance to his advances, he
finally suceeded in making love to her. Rosemary was
mortified at her lack of self-control and sobbed, "I don't
know how I'm going to face my daughter, knowing that
in a time of weakness, I sinned twice!"
"What do you mean, twice?" Andy asked. "We only did it once."
"Well, you're going to do it again, aren't you?" Rosemary asked.
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Now that they are retired, my mother and father
are discussing all aspects of their future.
"What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom.
After some thought, she said that she'd probably
look for a house-sharing situation with three other
single or widowed women who might be a little
younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.
Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."
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A young Muslim kid can't find his
mother in the supermarket.
The store attendant says 'What does
your mother look like?'
The kid says "How the fuck should I know?"
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BUFFALO BILL
Don't Eat While Driving
http://www.buffaloschips.com/t54.htm
Energy Star
http://www.buffaloschips.com/gre3.htm
Exam
http://www.buffaloschips.com/34t.htm
That's all folks!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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