The Postman's Corner
The real measure of our wealth is how much
we'd be worth if we lost all our money.
- Benjamin Jowett, 1817 - 1893
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We were coming home from an afternoon movie at the
cheap seat theater on Thursday when we found our street blocked
off by the police, who were telling us that we were not allowed
access for "a while." So, while they would not tell us why or
how long, we decided to go grocery shopping and etc. It was
not until later when we came home that we found out the
reason. Our street was only a couple blocks away from
the so called "worst mass murder in West Michigan history",
the Rodrick Dantzler rampage. That was a little bit scary,
yes indeed. You may have heard about it on national news.
But we were in no real close proximity and were very glad
the police and safety people were out there protecting us
and doing their jobs. By the time we came home from shopping
things were back to normal. It was not until we turned on
the tv set that we learned what had happened.
Thank you for all of your concerns and
emails. No, we were never in any danger and now we
just ask for your prayers for our community that we can
heal from the experience.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
PS. Next time the City Comissioners have a vote on
whether to solve the budget crisis by laying off safety
officers? I'm gonna raise a holy protest!!!!!!!
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THE COMICS
the milk diet
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roadside diner
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n052.html
internet is down
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n053.html
we deliver
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hey buddy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n055.html
blue eyes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n056.html
wonder why he forgot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n057.html
George is the father
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n058.html
what's the charge
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n059.html
a party
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/n060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Take It Back (The Wal-Mart Song)
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Tina Turner Live
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old spice
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Toyota
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head bangin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1143.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
logistics
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Iran
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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace.
Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you, so he can
have his rest and peace.
Wife: I had to marry you to find out
how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the
minute I asked you to marry me.
Wife: What will you give me if I climb
the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!
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The wife appeared at the breakfast table in
curlers and a worn bathrobe.
The husband looked up from his newspaper and
said, "Why can't you look like you did
when we were first married?"
"How can I?" she snapped back. "I'm not pregnant!"
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A Irish couple take in an 18-year-old girl
as a lodger. She asked if she could have a
bath but the woman of the house told her they
didn't have a bath but if she wanted to she
could use a tin bath in front of the fire......
"Monday's the best night, when my husband
Paddy goes out to darts," she said.
The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday....
After Paddy had gone to the pub for his darts match,
the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get
undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass
didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to
Paddy when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said:
"Next Monday, don't go to darts. I'll leave a
gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself.."
So the following Monday, while the girl again
got undressed, the wife asked:
"Do you shave?"
"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any
hairs down there. Do you have hair?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she showed the girl
that indeed, she was far from hairless.
When the girl went to bed Paddy came in, and the wife asked:
"Did you see it?"
"Yes," he said,
"but why the hell did you have to show her yours."
"Why not?" she said. "You've seen it before."
"I know," Paddy said, "but the darts team hadn't!!
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There was a man who lost one of his arms in an
accident. He became very depressed because he had
loved to play Golf . One day in his despair, he
decided to commit suicide. He got on an elevator
and went to the top of a building to jump off. He
was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this
man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels.
He looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any
arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up
here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good
arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms
skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life.
He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms.
He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost
one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going
to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his
life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that
guy could go on with no arms. The man with no arms
began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels
again. He asked, 'Why are you so happy anyway?'
He said, 'I'm NOT happy. My balls itch.
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BUFFALO BILL
Cinema
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Clap Bra
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Clean Undies
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
fROM:
Martin aka the postman
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