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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Hi all, the fourth was great but I spent most of yesterday sleeping
or napping. Eva got quite a kick out of it too. Buffy took her to the
beach and she made some new friends and then to the July fourth
parade and fireworks with stops in between for food. She never ceases
to amaze me with her lack of fear for anything. The neighbor had
brought her two Rottweilers downstairs to water the bushes and Eva
just runs over and hops on the back of the larger one and starts to
ride it like a horse. I have to talk to her about doing that before she
runs into a dog that isn't as mild tempered as that one.
The fireworks show was pretty good even though the city had to
cut back on some of the funding because of budget problems.
The students up at LSSU hold a yearly bed race between the
fraternities that supplies much of the money and as always they
are generous even though most are home for the summer. About
20 miles west of here on the Bay Mills Indian Reservation they had
a show that lasted over an hour on Lake Superior near Whitefish Bay.
I would like to go up there some day and watch theirs as the Casino
has a lot more money to spend and our family does have roots in
nearby Brimley.
Not to be outdone, God decided about 0600 to put on his own display
for about a half hour and what he lacked in color he made up for in
volume.
It was close too, and a few times I didn't have time to start counting
before
the thunder. I love lightning storms even though they are hard on the
DSL
filters. At least so far they haven't fried my modems which I feel is
proof
that someone high up wants me to keep sending jokes.
Have a great week and enjoy the chips..... buffalo
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Vol 2070
The National Anthem
Sandi continues: Now that you know the story, here are the words.
Presumably, the old doctor is speaking. This is what he asks Key:
First stanza
Oh! say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there.
Oh! say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave
"Ramparts," are the protective walls or other elevations that surround a
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On the shore, dimly seen thro' the mist of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep.
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected, now shines on the stream
'Tis the star-spangled banner. Oh! long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
"The towering steep" is again, the ramparts. The bombardment has failed,
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British can do nothing more but sail away, their mission a failure. In
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In the aftermath of the bombardment, Key probably was in no mood to act
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