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Lunch reads from around the web...since 2013! //   //   View this email in your browser Wake Me Up When September Ends Otherwise I'm just going to keep hitting the snooze button until Halloween. Thanks. Enjoy your lunch, - Today's Menu - Why don't doctors trust women? Because they don't know much about us "The medical community have known for a century that women are living in constant pain. They've done nothing about it" Appetizer (4 min) | The Guardian On the Job, 24 Hours a Day, 27 Days a Month "A home health aide for a 77-year-old man serves as social worker, diaper changer, dietitian, day planner, warden and more — all at dismal wages." Entrée (9 min) | The New York Times How to Stay Motivated at Work When You Hate Your Job put joke here Starter (3 min) | Lifehacker Why College Became So Expensive Someone had to punish Liberal Arts majors for wanting to follow their dreams, am I right? By the way, please send money to dreamfollower94@fakemail.com. Appetizer (4 min) | The Atlantic How to Really Listen to Music Step 1: Ears Dessert (3 min) | The Paris Review 21 Psychological Hacks That I'm Honestly Disappointed In Myself For Not Knowing I hope this BuzzFeed writer is okay and they stop putting so much pressure on themselves to know things. Dessert (4 min) | BuzzFeed Their Mothers Chose Donor Sperm. The Doctors Used Their Own. "Scores of people born through artificial insemination have learned from DNA tests that their biological fathers were the doctors who performed the procedure." Dessert (8 min) | The New York Times Nerf Wants the Youth of America to Practice Their God-Given Right to Bear Arms in New Campaign Move over Shrek, Ed Sheeran is moving in on the ketchup collaborator game. You can buy a bottle of ketchup that looks like Ed's skin for just $1.8k. What. Songs That My Friend John Says Are Cool Softly by Clario -- Tenderness by Jay Som -- Rings (On A Tree) by Frankie Cosmos -- STMFJSAC Spotify Playlist I'M MARY POPPINS, Y'ALL. Can you use an umbrella as a parachute? Someone had to finally check. @tweetsbyrocket:  the characters from friends actually represent all seven deadly sins monica: chandler: joey: the monkey: rachel: phoebe: ross: pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth Thanks for reading! I hope all the rooms you enter stay at the exact temperature you personally prefer. Share Tweet Forward Send The Lunch Read to a Friend! Written and curated by Tommy, Alexis, John, Kristin, Melissa, Colleen, and Adam Copyright © 2019, All Rights Reserved.  Want to change how you receive these emails? You can update your preferences or unsubscribe from this list