IF I have lost confidence in myself I have
the world against me
Ralph Waldo Emerson
WELCOME TO:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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MEMES N TOONS
your husband moved
prevent identity theft
a quickie
your dick isn't small
the rain
fake
true love
1 out of 3 people
fix a flat
u gotta wear a condom
I thought about it
a good deal
when talking to my muslim neighbor
checking on dinner
someone walks in on you
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JOKES
like it or not he was stuck with it
couple going to a costume party
top ten things you will never hear from middle management
my 93 yr old mother has been waiting over a year
my wife and I made love at the drivein
all Alfred and I do is fight
the official blonde sex quiz
while visiting friends
the wife is into her 8th month
mom how do I make my new husband happy
The other day I was in the pub having a few quiet beers by myself.
The door opened and in walked the most stunning woman I've ever laid eyes on.
5'9' tall, stunning blue eyes, silky blonde hair, an hourglass figure barely
covered by a tiny mini skirt and a flimsy cotton top.
I could see she was not wearing a bra and her incredibly firm breasts were on show.
After watching her walk in I turned back to my beer.
No sooner had I taken a sip when I turn to see her pulling
another bar stool up close to me and sitting down.
She said ' Hi ', and I said ' Hi' in return.
She asked how I was and took my hand and placed it on her
perfect inner thigh, rubbing it up and down.
'So, does that make you feel good ?' she asked.
'I'll bet you feel good,' she continued. 'In fact,
I'll bet you've never felt this good before.'
'Well, I have,' I corrected her. 'You see, when I was 18, I was
picked to play for the school 1st. XV in the Public School Finals in front of a crowd
of about 3000 and I felt really good.'
I immediately felt a bit pathetic saying that and I thought she would
get up and go but she took my hand off her thigh and put it up the front of her top.
Her nipple pushed into my palm as she massaged my hand into her pert,
perfect breast. 'How do you feel now,' she purred.
'OK' I replied. Again, she said, 'I'll bet you do. In fact,
I'll bet you've never felt THIS good before!'
Unbelievably I heard myself saying 'Well, actually I have. In that
game, we were down by six points with about 20 seconds left in the match.
The Opposition kicked the ball deep into our half of the field,
where I caught it. I ran up field, side-stepping past
the first few defenders, palmed off a couple of would-be tacklers,
burst through a few forwards, chipped over their fullback, regathered
and scored a Try right under the posts with about 2 or 3 seconds
'till full time. We were still behind by one point, but
I had a simple kick at goal with which to win the match and........ '
" Ahhh...." she growled between clenched teeth, more than a bit miffed,
pulled my hand from under her top and thrust it down the front of her skirt.
My fingers immediately met what felt like a wisp of soft cotton,
and she was wet !!!! She snapped, 'Well tell me this,
Smart Ass : Have you ever felt such a cunt?'
'I certainly have' I answered, 'I missed the kick.'
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Goofy Two Gun Goofy
Top 10 Best Super Bowl 50 Commercials
Ferrets playing in packing peanuts
A Mini-Castle, Saved From Ruins, Now Fit for a New King
Idiots pulling tree stumps.
Cooking Breakfast for 1,500 on a US Navy Ship
Live PD: Is That a Gun in Your Pocket?
THE FLIP WILSON SHOW with Richard Pryor and Tim Conway
Mad TV - Hospital Lips.
THE FORCE AWAKENS: A Bad Lip Reading
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
hi John how are you
when fat ppl fall
season 5
nailing jello
my pervert level
have a good man
the man who invented spell check
what's your age
9 seconds or 9 months
would you go
talking about you
look me in the eye
redneck went to the hospital
did you kill him
stole our limbo stick
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