All great achievement requires time
David Schwartz
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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MEMES N TOONS
citizens
the pirate
women must serve men
she turns on the light
who gets this one
the cheerleaders
the first step
knocks on the Chinese man's door...
a solar eclipse
a doctor
where are they
what are you in for
ignored for 2 weeks
asked for a book
if you're forty plus...
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JOKES
she found her husband in bed with another woman
these two couples play golf together
my name is chief Charles Quinn
watched an ant crawl up a blade of grass
a wreckless woman driver
it is my duty to warn you
what do you want out of life
what is the difference
the school for the deaf
a week long seminar
Tech Support
Tech: "Hello, this is tech support. What can I help you with today?"
User: (describes problem)
Tech: (rattles off computer jargon)
User: "Sorry, I don't understand. Can you explain what I should do as if I were a small child?"
Tech: "Okay... 'Hi, could you please put your mommy on the phone?'"
My husband was going on a diet, but when we pulled into a fast-food restaurant,
he ordered a milkshake. I pointed out that a shake isn't exactly the best snack
for someone who wants to lose weight. He agreed, but he didn't change his order.
The long line must have given him time to make the connection between his order
and his waistline. As the woman handed him his shake, she said, "Sorry about the wait."
"That's okay," he replied. "I'm going to lose it."
The Polack was getting friendly with the woman at the bar. She rubbed
up against him and, to her surprise, she felt something thick and rock
hard. She invited him back to her place and took him into the bedroom. but
when he pulled off his pants, she was shocked to see a foot long length of steel
pipe between his legs. "How did you get that?" she demanded. The Polack
said, " A couple of months ago I noticed my prick was dripping." She
asked," So you went to a doctor?" "The doctor was too expensive. So I called a
plumber."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The incredible ibex defies gravity and climbs a dam
John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads
Top 13 US National Parks
Funny videos : Funny Cartoons - Try not to laugh or grin
Tom & Jerry | Stay Active! | Classic Cartoon Compilation
Old Man Goes Crazy With Tranquilizer Gun
Cops Funniest Wildest Moments
Sam Kinison and His Legendary Scream at Dangerfield's Comedy Club
Top 25 Dirty Jokes To Make You Laugh Out Loud
Cute DOG Videos
MISSING CAT COLOUR SPECIAL - FULL FILM! Simons cat
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
she hugged me
dove and soap
eat more greens
what are your coordinates
spelling errors
the sun
watch your language
investing in stocks
a life alert bracelet
blonde men
bulletproof
remember her name
got up this morning
remember when we were teenagers
2 types of people
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