Who's A Good Boy?, Who's Caroline Calloway?, & Wasps?!

Howdy! Time for the Lunch Read!

Lunch reads from around the web...since 2013! //   //   View this email in your browser These Guys Today's Lunch Read is dedicated to these guys. Two gems from the front page of the stock photo site that I use. I was going to do something about the end of fall, but nah - these guys! Enjoy your lunch. - Today's Menu - Wasps: If you can't love them, at least admire them Is there someone at the BBC who we can call in just to say "no" to? Appetizer (4 min) | BBC I Toured the 'Brady Bunch' House and It Did Not Go As Planned There's a moment in this story where Lance Bass pops up outta no where like Alice in the opening credits. Entrée (9 min) | Medium Here's what happened in the impact crater the day it did in the dinos The title of this article is worded like the meteor was hired by the mafia to whack the dinosaurs. Starter (5 min) | ars Technica The con artist and her mark – the very modern morality tale of Caroline Calloway "Natalie Beach's exposé of her friendship with Instagram star Caroline Calloway – what a story!" Appetizer (5 min) | The Guardian The Science Behind Why a Dog Loves to Be Called a "Good Boy" Me...I'm the good boy. Dessert (4 min) | Inverse Competitive Oyster Shucking Is Real, Decadent, And China's Best Party So if you need any ideas for a themed sorority party this year, here you go. Entrée (9 min) | Deadspin A Prison Lifer Comes Home "Imprisoned for decades for a crime he committed as a juvenile, "Red Dog" Fennell was released as an old man into a baffling world." Entrée (9+ min) | The Atlantic Why I Dropped Netflix and Now Just Watch My High School Bully's Life Implode on Facebook Have you ever wanted a explanation as to why you're lazy? Good news! Now go and change nothing about how lazy you are (you're in good company). @nomunnynohunny: a lunchable is charcuterie if you're not a fucking classist Songs That My Friend John Says Are Cool Mariners Apartment Complex by Lana Del Rey -- Penny Rabbit and Summer Bear by Kishi Bashi -- Shadow Bloom by Florist -- STMFJSAC Spotify Playlist Thanks for reading! Don't let anyone keep you down today. You're better than that. Share Tweet Forward Send The Lunch Read to a Friend! Written and curated by Tommy, Alexis, John, Kristin, Melissa, Colleen, and Adam Copyright © 2019, All Rights Reserved.  Want to change how you receive these emails? You can update your preferences or unsubscribe from this list