when you love what you have you have everything you need
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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MEMES N TOONS
speed this up
go to the animal shelter
the safety department
go boating
which machine
one more thing to say
men
thats my sponge
hi there
a straight line
where I learned to do that
lets play doctor
feel unsafe
I did what?
fill out a form
fun and games
Q. Did the people laugh when the lady fell on the ice?
A. No, but the ice cracked up.
Q. What did one melon say to the other melon?
A. We cantaloupe, we're too young.
Q. Why aren't elephants allowed on beaches?
A. They can't keep their trunks up.
Q. What's stranger than seeing a catfish?
A. Seeing a goldfish bowl.
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JOKES
I will confess
a flight into Dallas
a young engineer
Bubba had so many women
young lad born without a belly button
10 things that sound dirty but are not in a lawfirm
2 robins were sitting in a tree
I'm fat
that's impossible
my new novel
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working
overtime.. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much
time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She
has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable
parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have
a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure
anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do
everything with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!?
No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for
one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing
this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals
herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made
her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?" asked the angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will
be able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I
told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her
grief and her pride." The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."
And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear
hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They
fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't
take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a
frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their
children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy
when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a
friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are
strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug
and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and
colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much
they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep
turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and
ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women
have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT
THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
PLEASE pass this along to all your women friends and relatives to
remind them just how amazing they are. Expect Nothing and Appreciate
Everything!!!!!
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Live PD: Bystanders Shot at a Trailer Park
Solo Hiking the Tour Du Mont Blanc in the Alps
Newly Discovered Interstellar Object is Heading Toward the Inner Solar System
Meet the dazzling flying machines of the future
Guy On Motorcycle Saves A Baby Kangaroo
The "Luckiest" People in The World
This Ingenious System Brings Water to the Chinese Desert
We Asked People If They Care About Homo Sapien Extinction
Joan Rivers Hilarious Stand Up Comedy (2006)
Neanderthals 101 | National Geographic
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
at the end of this ruler
my family is crazy
life is like a penis
body wants sex
my account balance
communicate
a gold digger
never run
in the news
my first porn
I feel sorry for people
no spark
please
Amish
roadside sobriety test
fun and games
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