optimism is the faith that leads to achievement
Nothing can be accomplished without
hope and confidence.
Helen Keller
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER/early for Saturday!
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MEMES N TOONS
girls night out
his birthday party
lost property
access denied
let me in
the beauty salon
instead of a life coach
remember
pan sexual
your nose
he steps on the legos
problem solver
the lyin king
don't have a job
Clara moved in
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JOKES
the playboy decided to marry her
the pope arrived in heaven
a blonde is pregnant and 9 months along
what is this supposed to be
she was supposed to undergo an operation
I don't know anything about sex
there were two boys playing by a stream
there was an overweight guy watching tv
premature ejaculation problems
the rodeo position
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
"How was he killed?" Asked one detective.
"With a golf gun," The other detective replied.
"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"
"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan!"
Two middle-aged men were talking and one said to the other,
"Tony, you're having an anniversary soon, right?"
Tony replied, "Yup, a big one... 20 years of marriage."
"Wow," said the first man, "what are you going to get your wife
for your anniversary? It's got to be something pretty special"
Tony replied, "We're going on a trip to Australia."
"Wow, Australia, that's some gift!" said the first man.
"That's going to be hard to beat.
What are you going to do for your 25th anniversary?"
"Go over and fetch her back."
Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced a
sick day in her life, so she didn't take it kindly when
a bad case of the mulligrubs sent her to the hospital
for observation.By the time a pair of husky interns got Grandma tucked
into bed, she had managed to complain about everything:
the temperature, the lights, the skimpy gown, the food
and the mattress - especially, the mattress.
Suddenly, Grandma spotted a small plastic item with a
button, attached to a cord. "What's that?" she demanded.
"If you need anything in the middle of the night, Grandma," said one of
the interns, "just press that button."
"What does it do, ring a bell?" she asked.
"No, it turns on a light in the hall for the nurse on
duty," the intern replied.
"A light in the hall?" responded Grandma. "Look, I'm the
sick one around here. If the night nurse needs a light
on in the hall, she can get up and switch it on herself."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Tom T. Hall - Faster Horses
Making Artificial Rain Clouds
Kramer playing pool
The Surprising Plant Helping Kenyan Farmers Prosper
Live PD: You Guys Are So Strong
Stealing Airplanes is My Job | Airplane Repo
On board A Brand New U.S. Nuclear Sub
NEW YORK CITY 2018: WINTER has NO MERCY!
Best of Charles Emerson Winchester from MASH
Tracking Too-Good-To-Be-True 'Free Vacation' Mail Offer
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
how many wives
hard to find
someone calls you ugly
if you hurt my best friend
a beautiful day
shut up
always remember
when you really want to slap someone
cannot go to work tomorrow
screwed up
life is too short
the music life plays us
an honest woman
coco puffs
full of shit
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