welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
My thanks to all friends who wrote to wish me well yesterday.
Things continue to improve. A couple days worth of Mucinex
and laying under my c pap machine, and my bronchial issues
are diminishing slowly. That is good because a couple days
ago, I was coughing so badly I think the neighbors wondered if
I was going to cough up my underwear.But life goes on and
things continue to improve. Pretty sure I am not gonna die
(well, maybe not today at least.)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
do I look fat
walk behind my car
a deer with no eye
a mile to the gym
pot roast
on my way
how come you never tell me
awkward moment
he must be happy
did you know
found a box
spelling
did you split with your husband
a standard game of monopoly
a famous suv
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JOKES
breasts are too small
why aren't you married
addicted to the internet
the lowly stable boy and the beautiful girl
four bones
it was almost noon on a fall Saturday
the first affair
not up to par
a lecture on mental health
Joan Rivers and others
The carpenters worked well together because they were on
the same level.
Horses have six legs because they have forelegs in front and two legs
behind.
The violinist visited the doctor because he was high-strung.
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
A lot of trees were dying, but they needed to figure out the root of the
problem.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, do you know what is
the matter with you? You are built upside down.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Restored B-29 takes to the air
America's Funniest Home Videos (Nincompoop-A-Rama) | OrangeCabinet
Days - Silent Short Film
PUSH THROUGH FEAR - Powerful Motivational Video
SEASONS of NORWAY - A Time-Lapse Adventure
Fools try to rob undercover cop
Cosmic Journeys - Earth in 1000 Years
5 Incredible Moments You Wouldn't Believe if They Weren't Recorded!
Special Operations Soldiers • Parachute Free-Fall Training
Woman Crashes SUV Into Utility Pole After Police Chase
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
a second chance
I meowed at him
Jane married Ted
neighbor came home drunk
just got my license
last halloween
Jack is on his death bed
did you know
laser eye surgery
2 old guys were talking
buried at sea
2 choices in life
2 faced people
want to travel around the world
glasses
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