Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference
Winston Churchill
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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MEMES N TOONS
12 step program
don't want to mention any names
erotic
nasty
he sent away for it
in the moonlight
in 1874
doesn't know it yet
violence
how to walk your cat
something went wrong
Evel Kenevel
keeping up with the kardasians
we split ways here
what if they are not stars
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JOKES
3 women were about to be executed
a special tool
like all men
a career military man
the doctor and Buford
I want to be beautiful
that book is one dollar
where would you like to sit
here to commune with nature
our 76th birthdays
YOUR DOG V's YOUR WIFE
Your dog will never divorce you and take your trailer.
Your dog doesn't care if you get drunk and pass out
nude in the back yard.
Your dog can hunt better.
Your dog won't bug you to fix the toilet every hour on
the hour.
Your dog won't complain when you watch NASCAR all day.
Your dog thinks you're the coolest thing ever.
Your dog don't care if you suck face with a different
woman each weekend.
Your Dog doesn't insist that you own a mini van
instead of a truck.
Your dog doesn't care if you scratch and fondle yourself
in front of his mother.
Your dog doesn't complain when you kiss it with beer
breath.
Your dog thinks it's normal to lay around naked with
your legs spread to cool things off on a hot day.
Your dog loves it when you through your socks here and
there.
Your dog never nags to mow the lawn.
Your Dog doesn't get embarrassed and screech like a
banshee when he sees you peeing on a tree.....in the front yard,
instead, he joins you.
The dog will eat from the wife's plate but it won't
happen the other way around...
When the dog farts, he doesn't blame it on the wife.
He believes dropping food on the floor is a hobby to
be cultivated, not stifled.
Your dog always believes the floor is clean enough to
eat off of.
If you accidentally shoot the dog when hunting it
isn't 5 years in the pen.
WIFE
She can open the fridge and get you a Buckhorn Beer.
She can cook.
She can do the dishes.
She can turn the channel when the remote dies.
She might actually clean your trailer.
She's a whole lot better looking than you are!
She can run to the store to get more beer when your
too drunk to move.
She can get welfare easier than you.
Her female cousins are usually cuter than the dogs.
Score = 19 DOG
Score = 9 WIFE
Conclusion:
Dog Wins
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Walmart
I married my wife
police came round last night
science fact
my motivation
trippin
men lose their hearing
3 old ladies
behind on your bills
mumbling
not paying a plumber
trying not to forget the person you love
fun fact
Appalacians
the wrong mouse
For years a farmer lived on the border of Iowa and Minnesota and never
knew what state he actually lived in.
Finally an official surveyor came to the farm to determine his
residence."Sir, it turns out that you live in Iowa."
"Whew." the farmer sighed.
"Why so relieved?" the confused surveyor asked.
"No more Minnesota winters,". came the farmer's reply.
An aching back sent me stumbling to the drugstore for some kind of
relief.After a search, I found what I was looking for:
a selection of heating
pads designed for people with back pain....
all on the bottom shelf.
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
Funny Jokes - I Just Wish They Were Bigger
One day a hungry beggar went to the house of a rich man
What If A Mega-Tsunami Hit The United States?
Carmen Calls - Pregnant Father
The Unique Wildlife of The Scottish Highlands | Short Film Showcase
Norwegian Police Funniest Arrest Ever
Al Bundy philosophy about beer
Dolphins Play Catch with a Pufferfish! | Spy In The Wild | BBC Earth
What If a Coin-Sized Black Hole Appeared on Earth?
CLASSIC POPEYE - Battery Up and MORE
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