go to heaven for the climate, go to hell for the company
Mark Twain
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
a hanging basket
Trump's name
self checkout
metal music
lets get outta here
a baby gate
guess what
kidnapped by aliens
somewhere
when daddy plays hide and seek
not again
she hated to be left alone
remember this one?
adobe
the fence
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JOKES
my daughter
Tom was in Las Begas gambling and had a run of bad luck
in biology class
a beautiful woman walked into a bar
the middle aged man was shuffling along
the baby is undernourished
the teacher was discussing starvation
q and a
what do you do
I'm a dove
The supervisor for the Union Of Road Construction Workers called
the meeting to order. "Men -- we've agreed on a new deal with the state.
We'll no longer have to work FOUR days a week!"
"HOOORAY!!!" the crowd cheered.
"We'll quit work at 4 PM and not 5 PM!"
"HOORAY!!!" the crowd roared.
"We don't have to be in until 11 AM instead of 10 AM!"
"HOORAY!!!" the crowd thundered.
"And now, even though 99% of the roads in the country are blocked by
traffic cones, we'll only have to work on Wednesdays!!"
Silence.
A voice from the back of the room asks, "You mean, EVERY Wednesday?"
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a pit bull?
A: Your last blow job ... ever!
The bar was getting ready to close, so John asked the
nearest woman, "What would you say to a little "oral" activity?"
"That all depends,..." she quickly responded.
"...Your face, or mine?"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
130 - Ton Colossus Takes The Air (1949)
What's My Line? - Shelley Winters (Jan 30, 1955)
Best Summer Fails 2 | AFV Funniest Videos 2018
15 Life Lessons from Peter Sellers
Little Boy Turns Into Little Girl Gag
False McDonald's Facts You Always Thought Were True
Superman Auditions - SNL
15 Funniest Commercials of All Time
Bulb changing on a 2000 ft
Labrador dog lounges in pool with baby ducks
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
time travel
a fish tank
Molly's campfire
Greek mythology
concentrated milk
lied on the job resume
procrastination
a tip
bought a greyhound
trail mix
the plumber
sorry sir
my wife forgot
put on my shoes
bike for sale
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