[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 


What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, 
but what is woven into the lives of others.
Pericles


welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

HELLO POSTMAN FANS!

Did you grow up before the days of the internet? like, were you
a baby boomer or one of those really old duffer silent majority
type folks? Well, they told us "back in the day" about the cause
of stupidity. You remember that? I know you probably have to
think back a ways. right? But you know, there was a time when
we thought that stupidity was caused by the "lack of information," 
or at least lack of access to said info, right? 

Well guess what? with the advent of the internet, we have
proven that it isn't that. People are just stupid naturally.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

PS.
TODAY IS A REALLY GOOD EPISODE! ENJOY!!!


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MEMES N TOONS

want a Barbie
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn08/sa0016.html

how to cheat
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn08/sa0017.html

I can teach you
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn08/sa0018.html

upset about the heat
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn08/sa0019.html

studying civics
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn08/sa0020.html

divorce court
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn08/sa0021.html

on my days off


for 2 weeks


staying positive
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn08/sa0024.html

better not say that
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn08/sa0025.html

bad back
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn08/sa0026.html

a normal person
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn08/sa0027.html

if I ran NASA
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn08/sa0028.html

dealing with idiots
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn08/sa0029.html

the spider
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn08/sa0030.html


http://thepostmanscorner.net/gmp03/gmp085.jpg
http://thepostmanscorner.net/gmp03/gmp085.jpg
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JOKES

2 ants and their journey
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk09/gg0011.html

ad in the newspaper
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk09/gg0012.html

tell you about the birds and the bees
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk09/gg0013.html

returns home after the night shift
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk09/gg0014.html

she went to a newspaper 


wife was laying naked in bed
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk09/gg0016.html

should be able to say with a hallmark card


biker is riding a new motorcycle
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk09/gg0018.html

she wants to buy some arsenic


the helicopter crashed


http://thepostmanscorner.net/gmp03/gmp086.jpg

A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some 
olives off the bar and ate them.
Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them.
He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed the cue ball.
To everyone's amazement, he stuck it in his mouth and somehow 
managed to swallow it whole.The bartender looked at the guy and said, 
"Did you see what your Monkey just did?"
"No, what?" replied the man.
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table...whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.
"He eats everything in sight. Sorry and don't worry, I'll pay for the cue ball."
The guy finished his drink, paid his bill, paid for all the stuff the Monkey ate and left.
Two weeks later the guy came back, and had his monkey with him.
He ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar. 
The Monkey found a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabbed it, 
stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and then ate it.
Then the monkey found a peanut, and again stuck it up his butt, 
pulled it out, and ate it.The bartender asked, 
"Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No, what?" replied the man.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, 
pulled them out, and ate them!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.
"He will eat anything, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, 
he measures everything first."

The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions
about my newly pierced ears. "Does the hole go all the way through?"
"Yes." "Did it hurt?" "Just a little." "Did they stick a needle through
your ears?" "No, they used a special gun." Silence followed, and then
one solemn voice called out, "How far away did they stand?"

Jeff had been my best friend since kindergarten, so it was
no surprise to me when he asked me to be the best man at his wedding. On
the appointed day, as we were getting dressed for the ceremony, Jeff got
a rather severe case of "cold feet". "I can't go through with it" he
said, "I'm nauseous, my stomach cramps, my knees are like spaghetti" I
said, "it's just PMS" "PMS?" he asked. "Yeah" I quipped, "Pre-Minister
Syndrome"

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Live PD: Nothing But a Ankle Monitor


Happy Tree Friends - Eye Candy


THIS STREET ART IS ABSOLUTELY BREATH-TAKING
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov09/xx0013.html

One day - Animation Short Film 2012 - GOBELINS
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov09/xx0014.html

Funny Jokes - A Bad Day At The Guinness Brewery


Cockpit - SNL
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov09/xx0016.html

Inside Air Force One In Detail


Building China's $12BN Mega Airport 
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov09/xx0018.html

An Astonishing Emergency Landing
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov09/xx0019.html

Cheers - We Will Rock You
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov09/xx0020.html


http://thepostmanscorner.net/gmp03/gmp084.jpg

http://thepostmanscorner.net/gmp03/gmp084.jpg

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

to make it stand
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm09/py0016.html

how are you
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm09/py0017.html

my nipples are hot


I want a man
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm09/py0019.html

haven't had sex


outside the box
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm09/py0021.html

today's lesson
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm09/py0022.html

yes is the answer
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm09/py0023.html

makes you younger
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm09/py0024.html

took my dad to the mall
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm09/py0025.html

illegal aliens


enjoying the summer


what it was like
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm09/py0028.html

aqua thermal treatment
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm09/py0029.html

last night walking home
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm09/py0030.html

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