When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen
WELCOME TO:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
All you need to know about life...
all of the problems. their solutions?
they are all in this little can.
The postman is proud to present his latest invention..
SPRAY IN DUCT TAPE! Be sure to place your order
today! Demand is expected to be extraordinary! So let
me know how many your gonna want to order, after all,
friends and relatives, they will want one...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
free for dinner later
your body
when they get quiet
doesn't get quiet
its ready
see you looking
my plan
partying all night
night shift nursing
in 7 days
is it rude
a menu
in nursing homes
could be us
put my mother down
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JOKES
losing weight
driving the backroads of Arkansas
dear Mr. President
how are you doing
pretend there are two dice
waxing my boat
late one Friday night
they were going to a banquet
3 blonds at a tavern
a no parking zone
Q: What do you get when you cross a cat and a turkey??
A: A pussy gobbler.
Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for
their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the
Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their
room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known
to be hot to trot". The second man married a telephone operator.
Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Wow,
he's a lucky one. Telephone operators have sexy voices and
once you pop that top button..." The third man married a
school teacher. Joe showed them to their room and thought to
himself "poor guy, she's pretty, but teachers are just too frigid".
The next morning Joe reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He
expected only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute
and the other two would call much later in the day. 6.00 a.m. The
phone rings it's the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
nurse's husband opened the door and Joe stepped back in shock.
The man's pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
Joe asked, What happened sir? You married a nurse." The man
sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
was her nagging voice saying "you're not sanitary, you're not sanitary".
Joe went back down to the main desk to wait for the next call. 6:30 a.m.
The telephone operator's husband calls for breakfast. Joe brings it
as fast as possible hoping for the best. The man opens the door and
Joe stepped back in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly
combed and pressed. Joe asks," What happened? Telephone operators
are supposed to be as sexy as their voices." The man sourly replies
"Son,don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was
her nasal voice saying, "your three minutes are up, your three minutes
are up." Joe went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher's
husband will be calling any minute. 4:30 p.m. The teacher's husband
called for breakfast. Joe can't believe it, but quickly took the breakfast
to the couples room. The man opened the door and Joe took a step back
in shock. ..He wore only his boxers and his hair was a mess. He had
scratch marks on his chest, arms and legs. Joe fearing the worst asked
"What happened to you? Did you have a fight?" The man smiles and
happily replies, "No. Son, when you marry be sure to marry a school
teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying,
"We are going to do this over and over, until we get it right."
During the course of being interviewed by the press,
the noted famous doctor was asked by a reporter:
"Tell me, Doctor, did you ever make any really serious mistakes ?in your career?"
"Yes, I did," came the doctor's reply with a heavy sigh.
"I once cured a millionaire in three visits."
After his divorce Mr. Lewis realized that poker isn't the only
game that starts with holding hands
and ends with an astounding financial loss.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Handyman Corner - Road trip Proofing
Crow Really Wants Something Inside | The Dodo
1960's Commercials and Vintage Commercials
Hill Climb
Go Karts on Railroad Tracks
M3 Amphibious Rig driving into River
Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 Brooke Shields
Evolution of the Lower Manhattan Skyline
I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat
NEW Heineken Commercial - verry funny
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
3 monkeys
their wedding
spirits
medication
2 faced ppl
some days
not an early bird
my hobbies
carved in a tree
the voices in my head
tomorrow
next time
chocolate comes from coco
wonder what happened
a unicorn
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