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I prefer to have regrets for the things I have done,
rather than regret the things that I have not done.

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

HELLO POSTMAN FANS!

did you hear about the new Stephen King movie
that is at the theaters now for this weekend?
It is a second installation to the hit movie and book,
IT ,,,,you will want to check it out....
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we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS

what the doctor asked

seedless 
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn07/qt0137.html

don't be dramatic
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn07/qt0138.html

my aerobics instructor

feel your emotions

offended

fish in the pocket

a banana

Buckwheat converted

you did this

this horse
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn07/qt0146.html

a calculator
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn07/qt0147.html

an eagle
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn07/qt0148.html

built in connection
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn07/qt0149.html

a prescription
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn07/qt0150.html

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A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess 
liner about to embark on a three-day trip to the Bahamas. 
He was caught by the Purser who threw him off the ship telling him, 
"Beggars can't be cruisers."?

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all of 
the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from 
Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary Katherine 
and she said, 'Oh Jack, give me a pint o' the brandy.' 'Sister 
Mary Katherine,' exclaimed Jack, 'I could never do that! I've 
never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!' 'Oh Jack,' she responded, 
'it's only for the Mother Superior.' Her voice dropped. '
It helps her constipation, you know.' So Jack sold her the brandy. 
Later that night Jack closed the store and walked home. As he 
passed the nunnery, who should he see but Sister Mary Katherine. 
And she was snookered. She was singing and dancing, whirling around 
and flapping her arms like a bird, right there on the sidewalk. 
A crowd was gathering so Jack pushed through and exclaimed, 
'Sister Mary Katherine! For shame! You told me this was for the Mother 
Superior's constipation!' Sister Mary Katherine didn't miss a beat 
as she replied: 'And so it is, me lad, so it is. 
When she sees me, she's going to shit!' 
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

CHEERS - funny scene
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0081.html

Jeff Allen - Dark Humor
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0082.html

Animated Short: "The Looking Planet" - 

Mega Disasters - White Sea Baltic Canal Disaster
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0084.html

Why You Wouldn't Want to Fly On The Soviet Concorde
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0085.html

TV Commercials from 1977
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0086.html

Baby ALBINO Seal Playing On The Beach!

camera shutter speed matches helicopter`s rotor
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0088.html

Bob Seger Roll Me Away

Semi-Submersible Drug Smuggling Vessel Stopped (2019)
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0090.html
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

a meeting at the bank

don't go forth
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0137.html

get my life together
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0138.html

2 faced ppl
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0139.html

the collar

a spider
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0141.html

being a grownup

20 minutes
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0143.html

ever get that feeling

crazy

Billy and Jennifer
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0146.html

a fine wine

increase in temperature

good sex
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0149.html

daddy always said
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0150.html


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