Plants gone potty!: November 2012

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

It is amazing what you can accomplish
if you do not care who gets the credit.
Harry S Truman

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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,
you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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The first said, "My Patrick is such a saint.
He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't
so much as looked at a woman in over two years."
The other woman said, "Well, my Francis is a saint himself.
Not only has he not looked at a woman in over three years,
but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all that time."
"My word," the first mother said. "You must be so proud."
"I am," the second mother replied.
"And when he's paroled next month, I'm going to throw him a big party."
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The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient.
"You say you're here," he inquired, "because your
family is worried about your taste in socks?"
"That's correct," muttered the patient. "I like wool socks."
"But that's perfectly normal," replied the doctor.
"Many people prefer wool socks to those made from cotton or acrylic.
In fact, I myself like wool socks."
"You DO?" exclaimed the man.
"With oil and vinegar or just a squeeze of lemon?"
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Two young men are speculating on how long they might live,
and one says he thinks he has a long life ahead of him.
"After all," he says, "my grandfather lived to be 96."
"Ninety-six? What finally got him?" the other man asks.
"Liquor and women."
"Well, that just goes to show you," snickers the friend,
"both will get you in the end."
"Well actually, no, it's not what you think," says the first man.
"Toward the end, Grandpa couldn't get either one, so he just laid down and died."

That's all folks
Have a nice day
FROM:
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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.
Voltaire

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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
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"Will I be the first to do this to you ?"
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"What a silly question..." giggled the girl, "I
don't even know what position you want to use
yet."
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A delicate young man walked into an army recruiting
office. After answering numerous questions, he was
finally asked if he was a homosexual. The guy
admitted that he was.
"Gay, huh?" the brawny recruiter growled. "Do you
think you could kill a man?"
"My, yes," the man giggled, "but it would take days
and days."
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"Okay," the guy says in a heavy Mexican accent. "Ess like theese: I
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Navy."
"Oh, chure," the inspector says.
"So, what did you inspect?"
"Submarines."
"What did you have to do?"
"Well," the inspector says, taking a big drink. "I get into the
submarine with all the other guys in the Navy and I say, 'Take it down
to 100 feet!'"
"And what happens?"
"Then I go around and check for leaks. Then I say, 'Take it down to 200
feet!'"
"And then what happens?"
"Then I go around and check for leaks again. And if everything goes
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"And then what happens?"
The Mexican inspector shakes his head sadly. "Then those damn adobe
walls just fall apart!"
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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness;
it is generally the by-product of other activities.
Aldous Huxley

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

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Little Johnny and his dad were on an overcrowded elevator.
Suddenly a lady in the front turned around,
slapped Little Johnny's dad, and then left in a huff.
"That sure is a nasty lady," Little Johnny's dad said.
Little Johnny remarked, "I didn't like her either, Daddy.
She stepped on my toe ... so I pinched her arse."
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An old man gets up every morning, goes out in front of
his house and sprinkles a white powder up and down the street.
One day, a neighbor who has watched his routine for many years
confronts him. "What is this powder you sprinkle on the street every morning?"
"It's special elephant powder," the old man said. "It keeps the elephants away."
"But," says the neighbor. "Everybody knows that there are no elephants in Nebraska."
The old man just nodded, "Must be working, then."
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Two eight-year-old boys played in a vacant lot everyday, and
across the street was a brothel. Day after day they saw men go up,
knock on the door, go in, and eventually come out happy and smiling.
One day they became curious and decided to see what was going on.
The madam answers the door and looks down at the boys, and asks
what they want. They explain what they saw, and tell her that
they are curious as to what goes on inside.
The Madam thinks for a moment, shrugs, and says, "Do you have 5
dollars?" Both boys dig deep into their pockets and come up with a total of 50 cents.
She says, "OK, that will have to do," as she proceeds to lift her
skirt and pull down her panties. She tells both boys to take a sniff,
which they do. She closes the door and the kids proceed home. About
halfway down the block one boy turns to the other and says, "Ya know Joey,
I don't think I coulda stood 5 dollars worth of that.
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A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the
plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black
Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked,
"why the dog was allowed on the plane?"
The second man explained, "that he was from the Police Drugs
Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'."
"His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show
you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."
The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the Policeman said, "Watch this."
He told Sniffer to search.
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat
very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer
then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.
The Policeman said, "Good boy," and he turned to the man and said,
"That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her
seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."
"Gee, that's pretty good," replied the first man.
Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds,
returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's
arm. The Policeman said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again,
I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."
"I like it!" said his seat mate.
The Policeman then told Sniffer to search again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat
down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped
into the middle seat and proceeded to Poop all over the place.
The first man was really disgusted by this behavior and couldn't
figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that.
So he asked the Policeman, "What's going on?"
The Policeman nervously replied, "He's just found a bomb."
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A man was riding on a crowded bus, standing room only. The bus
stopped, and an elderly lady got on carrying a large picnic basket.
She stood right in front of the man and grabbed the overhead rail
so the picnic basket was above the man's head.
Being a gentleman, he offered his seat to her. She quickly declined,
explaining she was only going a short distance.
Soon the picnic basket began to leak, and the man felt something drop
on top of his head. As he looked up it hit beside his nose and ran down
across his lips. It was quite salty as he tasted it, and he looked
up at the lady and asked, "Pickles?"
She replied, "No, no, puppies."

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

A poor man sleeps well at night, even tho he
has little, but the riches of a wealthy man
keep him awake at night

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

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Jon, Brian, and Amanpreet were all locked away in a mental
institution for many many years. (Where they belonged, mind you.)
One day, the head quack tells them that if they pass a test he
wanted to administer to them, they'd be deemed mentally competent
and free to leave the nut house. Should they fail, however, they'd
be locked away for another five years of observation.
All three took the doc up on his offer. The four of them went to
the hospital's indoor pool. The pool was drained of water. The
doctor leads the patients up to the diving platform, some 60 feet in
the air.
The doctor motions to Jon. "Jump."
Without hesitation, Jon leaps off the platform, right into the pool,
breaking both arms in the process.
The doctor notes this on his clipboard and tells Brian, "Jump."
Also without hesitation, Brian flies off the platform into the empty
poll, breaking both of his legs.
After noting the results on his clipboard, the doctor tells Lizard
Pecker, "Jump."
Amanpreet shakes his head. "Naw. I don't think so."
The doctor notes this on his clipboard rather enthusiastically and
says, "Congratulations, 'Preet. You're a free man. Just tell me
one thing. Why didn't you jump?"
"Easy," Amanpreet says, "I can't swim, Asshole ."
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Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed.
Doctor: You should cut down on drinks.
Patient: I don't touch a drop.
Doctor: You should cut down on smoking.
Patient: I don't smoke.
Doctor: You should stop taking drugs.
Patient: I don't do drugs.
Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing.
Patient: Haven't touched a woman in my life.
Doctor: In that case, get yourself a drink, learn to smoke, do some
drugs, and find a couple of girlfriends
__________

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to
begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says,
"Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman
replies, "Yes.
Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."
___________

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Its easier to fool people than to
convince them that they have been fooled.
Mark Twain

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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

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A BLOKE SAT IN HIS ARMCHAIR & SHOUTS TO HIS WIFE,
"WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU LOVE!"
SHE SHOUTS BACK "YOU ALREADY DO YOU LAZY BASTARD !! "
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The Top Ten Country & Western Songs

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
9. I've Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman. But I Woke Up With a Few.,
8. If The Phone Don't Ring ... You'll Know It's Me.
7. I've Missed You ....... But, My Aim's Improvin.
6. I wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight, Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Still Miss Him.
3. She Took My Ring, and Gave Me the Finger.
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Glass Of Beer.

And The Number One Country & Western Song Is ..
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day.
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A woman has sued her local hospital, saying that after her
husband was treated recently, he has lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied, "The man was admitted in Ophthalmology
- all we did was correct his eyesight ..."
_________

There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex.
So, they go to the girl's house and before entering her room, the girl
stops and says, "My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bed
and I do not want her to know what we are doing. So when I say,
'Baloney,' it means push harder, and when I say, 'Pastrami,' it means
push softer."
With this, the two get onto the top bunk and have sex.
First, the girl moans, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!"
Then, she shouts, "Pastrami! Pastrami! Pastrami!"
Then, she changes back to, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!"
Finally, the girl's sister yells, "Will you guys quit making
sandwiches
up there? You're getting mayonnaise all over me!"
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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Custom adapts itself to expediency

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

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Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
She sent him a 'Thank you note by email'.
Boss's wife read the mail and filed a divorce in court
The mails says:
'Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night.
It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and firm strokes.
Initially its tip was to be licked to bring to working order &
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Moral: Space between words is an essential part in English!
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A Paki immigrant goes to the Doctor and says, "I feel terrible!!"
The Doctor says "You need to pee and poop in a bucket
for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage.
Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapours for 3 days."
The man does this and goes back to the Doctor and says,
" I feel wonderful!! What was wrong with me?"
The Doctor replies, "You were homesick...!!!!"
__________________

I hear that in the Middle East all a man has to do
to divorce his wife is to say, "I divorce you" three
times. Heck, in the U. S. it's easier. All a man has
to say is, "Yes, that dress does make your ass look big" once.
____________

A recent survey was conducted to discover
why men get out of bed in the middle of the night.
5% said it was to get a glass of water.
12% said it was to go the bathroom.
83% said it was to go home to their wives.
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Q: How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
A: All he cared about was legs, breasts, and thighs.

Q: What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?
A: Well, the hematologist pricks your finger...

Q: How can you tell if it's time to wash the dishes and clean the house?
A: Peer inside your pants...if you have a dick it isn't time.

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Where facts are few, experts are many.
Donald R. Gannon
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

So, are y'all tired of turkey lefovers yet?
Not so for the postman clan. She had
to work on tday, so we will all gather for
our thanksgiving feast today, (Sunday). We
will not do leftovers on Monday, tho. We have given up
on the traditional butterball style turkey. Instead,
the war department went to the deli, and she
bought deli style type slices of turkey for everbody.
None of us are real big fans of turkey in the first
place, so I'm not real sure why we have to have turkey
anyway. Beyond once a year is probably enough.
So did you go out and about for black Friday? We actually
did go out on Thanksgiving night. Not because we were intent
on door busting bargains. but it just happened to be grocery
day, and we went to do the necessary weekly trip. While in
Walmart, I did look around a bit. Frankly, although they were
advertising all kinds of black Friday deals on all their tvs and etc,
none of it looked especially enticing to me. Did you find any good
deals while you were out and about Thursday and Friday? Well
I'm sure you are tired, so sit back, fix a cup of joe and a turkey
sandwich, and enjoy the jokes! It's good for your health!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

sex ed
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wtf
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hoestly dear
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girl scout cookies
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an account
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no.sir
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wife
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regrets
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a boner
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read the instructions
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

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girl
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A guy found a magic lamp and naturally, rubbed it. The genie popped
out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want." The guy thought
and thought and finally gave his answer. "I want to be hard all the
time and get all the ass I want." "As you wish," the genie replied.
So, the genie turned him into a toilet seat.
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Little Johnny's teacher was asking all the kids in the
class what their parents did for a living. Little Mary got
up and said "my Dad is a pilot, and my Mommy is an architect."
"Great," said the teacher. Michael got up and said " my Dad is a
Doctor, and my Mom is a housewife." "Good," said the teacher.
Johnny was last in the class and when he got up he said: "My Mommy,
she is a substitute." Knowing better about his background and always
striving to correct the kids, the teacher said, "you mean she is a
Prostitute." "No," Said Johnny, "my Sister, she is the Prostitute,
but when it's that time of the month, my Mommy substitutes. "
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The Texas teeny-bopper told a classmate, "I'll let you do it for $20 -
- $10 to put it in and $10 to take it out." The boy quickly agreed.
The couple went into the woods, and the young thang slipped off her
panties and laid back. The boy slipped in his erection
and handed her a $10 bill. And then, when he was finished,
he handed her another $10 and she released him.
The next week, he requested her again, and she agreed.
This time, he handed her the $10 then, when he had finished,
he just lay there. After about 10
minutes, she said "OK, Billy!Take it out now."
He continued to lie there and said, "I can't -- I don't have any
more money."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
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[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

When everything's coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane.

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

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an enchanted prince
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listening to me
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Bart Simpson says
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I'm collecting
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my girlfriend
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Larry the cable guy...Nascar
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sorry Thunder
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Sprite
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Sara's secret
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A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last
week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette
escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof. When the
fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up
and the Chief called out to the brunette to jump into the blanket.
The brunette jumped. As she was falling and 'swoosh' the
firefighters pulled the blanket away and she landed on the
street like a brick.The firefighters then held the blanket
back up and the Chief told the redhead to jump.
"No way! I saw what you did to my friend." exclaimed the redhead.
"I am sorry," said the Chief, "My wife was a brunette and she
divorced me. I just don't like brunettes. We have no problems
with redheads.... jump it's your only chance."So the redhead
jumped. On the way down 'swoosh' the firefighters pulled the
blanket away and she hit the pavement like a tomato!The
firefighters again held up the blanket and the Chief told the
blonde to jump. The fire was getting worse and her only chance of survival was to jump.
"No I am not jumping. I saw what you did to my two friends."
"I'm sorry," said the Chief, "I explained what happened to the
brunette and when the redhead jumped we were a little distracted.
It will not happen again, just jump!"
The blonde thought for a moment. "OK I'll jump - but first I want
you to lay the blanket on the ground, back away, and then I'll jump into it."
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A man walks into a bar with his dog and puts the dog on a barstool. The
bartender asks the man what he wants to drink.
"I'll have a bourbon and Coke!"
The man then turns to his dog and asks, "What are you going to have,
Rover?"
"I'll have a Scotch and soda -- light on the soda," says Rover.
The bartender is skeptical about the dog talking. "Come on," he says,
"that dog can't talk -- you're a ventriloquist!"
"No, Rover can really talk! While I am in the restroom, you can have a
conversation with him yourself -- but don't let him out of your sight.
He is a very valuable dog."
The man goes to the restroom. When he returns, the dog is gone.
"Hey, where's my dog? I told you not to let him out of your sight."
"Aw, I didn't believe that Rover could talk, so I gave him a quarter and
sent him to the drug store to buy me a paper."
"Let's go look for him," said the man.
The two went to the drugstore -- no Rover. They walked up and down
nearby alleys and streets -- no dog! Finally, they found Rover in an
alley on top of another dog, pumping away.
Pointing his finger at Rover, the man says angrily, "How come you are
doing this? You have never done this before!"
"First time I ever had any money!"
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Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q:Why did the blonde jump off the building?
A: She had just bought Always with wings.

Q: Why did the blonde keep putting quarters in the soda vending machine?
A: Because she thought she was winning.
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Something Went Wrong
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

The only trouble with retirement
is that you never get a day off

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

dear Santa
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be alone
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askhole
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before we fuck
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cub scouts
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the doctor
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once upon a time
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the secret of happiness
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are you looking
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the peace corp
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Lets go to the movies

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heinz
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horse farts
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A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's House.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
What are you doing?' she asked.
I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work.' The daughter-in-law answered.
' But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.
Love dress? But you're naked!'
Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.
Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
romantic and ravages me for hours.'
The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered,
put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD,
and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her
lying there so provocatively.
What are you doing?' he asked...
This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.
Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?
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Recently, I bought a cartridge for my printer. It came in a
box mounted on a card and wrapped in plastic. When I took it apart,
I found that the printer cartridge itself was actually quite small,
but they made the packaging unnecessarily large to make it harder
to steal and to make the customer feel better about the high price.
I pointed this out to my wife and mentioned how my weight gain over
the years of our marriage should have the same effect: It made me
seem more valuable and also made me harder for other women to steal.
__________________

A guy walks into a bar and orders three whiskey sours, drinks them
down. Bam! Bam! Bam! Then he orders three more.
The bartender's having a slow night and appreciates the business,
but is also concerned. "Hey buddy, slow down. What seems to be the problem?"
The guy answers, "i went on a week-long business trip, and had to leave my
wife alone. I've had my suspicions about our next-door neighbor, so i hung
a weight from the bottom of the bedspring just above a bowl of cream.
The bartender nods sympathetically and pours the guy another.
"So you came home and found cream on the weight?"
The guy downs his fourth whiskey sour and says,
"It's worse than that. The cream had been churned into butter."
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FUN PAGES

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Naughty Road Sign Story
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Top Ten Road Signs
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman

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