The Postman's Corner
Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, this weekend is the "last hurrah"
of summer, eh? What are you planning,
get the boat or the grill out one last time?
Go the the park that last trip?
Fortunately for Turk the dog, aka Carlos
the rat, we have one of our favorite
summer pass times, planned, and lookin forward
to it. A long afternoon nap in the recliner.
The good part is? we can plan on that this
fall and winter too, not just summer:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
too long
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whats wrong
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the walls
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negative thots
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long shaft
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the laundry man
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the toolkit
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hiring
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dynamite
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little girls and plummers
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
McDonals
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psycic boy
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mountain dew
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Old man BillyBob goes and gets a loan from the bank to buy a high priced bull.
A few days later, the banker comes along and asks, "How's our bull doing?"
BillyBob says, "Our bull ain't doing too good. I got him out there in
the pasture with a bunch of young cows and he don't want nothing to do with them."
The banker says, "You better call the veterinarian."
A couple of days later, the banker comes along again and says, "How's our bull doing now?"
BillyBob says, "Plenty darn good. He has done serviced all of my cows,
jumped the fence, and is working on the neighbors' cows."
The banker says, "Wow! What did the Vet give him?"
BillyBob says, "He gave him some pills."
The banker says, "What kind of pills?" BillyBob says
, "I don't know, but they tasted sort of like peppermint."
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"I've got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription of birth control pills.
I can't afford to get pregnant!" said Rosie to Nina.
"But I thought you said your husband had a vasectomy," Nina responded.
"He did.
That's why I can't afford to get pregnant."
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John was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen,
but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing
pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Iowa State Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize,"
but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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