Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

~Your Kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your
grandchildren are Perfect!
~Going Out is good.. Coming home is better!
~You Forget names .... But it's OK because other people forgot
they even knew you!!!
~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything ....
Especially Golf.
~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do,
but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.
~You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in
bed. It's called "pre-sleep".
~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON"
and "OFF" switch..
~You tend to use more 4 letter words ......"what?"...."when?"... ???
~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to
wear it anywhere.
~You notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!
~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
~Everybody whispers.
~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ....2 of which you will never
wear.
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A private country golf club didn't allow women on their
golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that
they decided to allow women on the course during the week.
The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement,
formed a women's club and became very active.
After about 6 months, the club board received a letter from
the women's club complaining about the men, urinating on the golf course.
Naturally, the men's board just ignored the matter.
After another 6 months, they received another letter
reminding them of the previous letter and demanding action.
After due deliberation they sent the women a letter
advising them that they had been granted equal privileges!
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Sally and Harry have been married for 50 years and are being
interviewed by a reporter from the local newspaper.
"So Sally," asks the reporter, "I know today is your
golden wedding anniversary, how old, exactly, are you?"
"I am 78 years old," replies Sally proudly. "And I hope I live to be 100."
"Well I hope your wish comes true," says the reporter.
The reporter then turned to Harry and asked, "And how old are you, Harry?"
"I'm also 78 years old," replies Harry, "and,
please God, I should live to be 101."
"But why," asked the reporter, "would you want
to live one year longer than your wife?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," replies Harry,
"I would like to have at least one year of peace and quiet."
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There are three kinds of men in this world.
Some men remain single and make wonders happen.
Some men have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest of the men decide to get married -- and wonder whatever happened!
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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