Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

Two women were talking. "What happened to you and
that last guy you dated for so long," asked Jane?
"Oh, HIM," exclaimed June. My God, Jane, he was just too big for me."
"Oh," Jane giggled! "Wow! Really? Too big for you, huh?"
"Yep," replied June. "He sure was… a big liar, a big jerk, and a big asshole!"
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Wendy meets Tammy for lunch. "You're looking very tired today,
Tammy. Did you have a late night?""Yes," replies Tammy,
"but it was all very strange. While doing some gardening yesterday,
I found a lamp, so I rubbed it and out popped a genie.
He gave me a choice of two wishes."
"Wow," says Wendy, "so what were the choices he gave you, Tammy?"
"He said he could either give me an excellent, sharp, 100% memory
or else he could give my boyfriend a bigger penis."
"So tell me already, Tammy, what did you choose?"
"I can't remember," replies Tammy.
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Jim strolls into the paint section of a hardware store and walks up to the assistant.
"I'd like a pint of canary-colored paint," he says.
"Certainly," says the clerk. "Mind if I ask why you need it?"
"My parakeet," says Jim. "See, I want to enter him in a canary
contest. He sings so sweetly that I know he's sure to win."
"Well, you can't do that, Man!" the assistant says. "The chemicals
in the paint will almost certainly kill the poor thing!"
"No, they won't," Jim replies."Listen, Buddy, I'll bet you
ten bucks your parakeet dies if you try to paint him."
"You're on!" says Jim.
Two days later Jim comes back looking very sheepish and puts
ten bucks on the counter in front of the clerk.
"So the paint killed your bird?"
"Indirectly," Jim says. "He seemed to handle the paint okay,
but he didn't survive the sanding between coats."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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