THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Much speech is one thing, well-timed speech is another.
Sophocles
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
large breasts
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different sexes
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I don't care
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getting excited
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bang!
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look familiar
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to a nudist colony
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picnic
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that kinda girl
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self esteem
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
now I'm superman
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Naked Statue Fondling Prank
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Farting in NYC
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Joe Friday, What it means to be a Police Officer
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You Know You're Church Is A Redneck Church.
IF people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether
the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.
WHEN the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering,"
five guys and two women stand up.
IF opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
IF a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive
truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."
IF the choir is known as the "OK Chorale".
WHEN in a congregation of 500 members, there are only
seven last names in the church directory.
IF Baptism is referred to as "branding".
IF high notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.
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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane
and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied
to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is
no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life
after death, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
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A woman from Houston, Texas was arrested, jailed, and charged with
manslaughter for shooting a man 6 times in the back as he was
running away with her purse.The following Monday morning, the woman
was called in front of the Arraignment Judge, sworn-in, and asked
to explain her actions.The woman replied, "I was standing at the
corner bus stop for about 15 minutes, waiting for the bus to take me
home after work. I am a waitress at a local cafe.I was there alone, so
I had my right hand on my pistol in my purse hanging on my left shoulder.
All of a sudden I was spun around hard to my left. As I caught my balance,
I saw a man running away with my purse. I looked down at my right hand
and saw that my fingers were wrapped tightly around my pist ol.
The next thing I remember is saying out loud, "No Way Punk! You're not
stealing my pay check and tips." I raised my right hand, pointed my
pistol at the man running away from me with my purse, and started squeezing the trigger of my pistol.
When asked by the arraignment judge, "Why did you shoot the man 6 times?
The woman replied under oath, "Because, when I pulled the trigger the 7th time, it only went click."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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