THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability
to learn from the experience of others,
are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Douglas Adams
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
You know, I find it interesting.
Growing up, I was always taught to
respect those who were older than me.
And I did my best to apply it to my life.
Certainly one might make a good case
for the lack of teaching this concept to the
x or y generation. Be that as it may, as I
grew older, I did my best to teach this very
same concept to young folks for whom I was responsible
during my life. And now, I believe I
have come to a cross roads. I believe
that the concept of respect for those who are my elders
no longer applies to me. And you know why? I can no
longer find anyone who is older than myself!!!!
TRUST ME....s' truth!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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Todd was arrested AGAIN and the detective was
leafing through his crime history folder.
"Hmmm, quite a record." he said. "Shoplifting, hit-and-run,
disorderly conduct, armed robbery, sexual assault,
sexual assault, forgery, sexual assault, manslaughter..."
"Yeah, I know," said Todd. "It took me quite a
while to figure out what I was good at."
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Top brass from the Army, Navy, and Marine Corps were arguing about
who had the bravest troops. They decided to settle the dispute
using an enlisted man from each branch.The Army general called a
private over and ordered him to climb to the top of the base flagpole
while singing "The Caissons Go Rolling Along," then let go with both
hands and salute. The private quickly complied.Next, the admiral ordered
a sailor to climb the pole, polish the brass knob at the top, sing
"Anchors Aweigh," salute smartly, and jump off. The sailor
did as he was told and landed on the concrete below.
Finally, the marine was told to do exactly as the Army and Navy men had done,
but in full battle gear, with pack filled with bricks and loaded weapon
carried high. He took one look at the Marine general and said,
"You're out of your mind, sir!"
The Marine commander turned to the others. "Now THAT'S guts!"
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A girl says to her boyfriend, "I read a study that said 90 percent of
all men masturbate in the shower and the other 10 percent sing."
"Really?" said the boyfriend.
"Yes," said the girlfriend, "and do you know what song they sing?"
"No," replied the boyfriend.
"I didn't think so," she said.
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Q: Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom?
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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