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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

The only thing wrong with immortality
is that it tends to go on forever.

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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THE COMICS

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the bull
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Jesus and the crowd
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Humpty
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your friends
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breast augmentation
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the bedroom
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sleazy
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

tongue
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the army
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violence on tv
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Mike and Steve are talking about their respective
week ends when the subject of picking up ladies pops up.
"I must say I'm doing fine in that department," says Mike.
"This weekend I hooked up with that new secretary Jenny Smith."
"Jenny Smith!" Steve exclaims, "What happened?"
"Let's just say I got lucky."
"I've heard about Jenny," Steve says, "and I wouldn't call it 'lucky.'"
"I would," Mike says smugly.
"In that case," Steve replies, "you're the luckiest guy with herpes I know."
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The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun
in months," then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?"
Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend."
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Q: How do you get holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it.
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A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical
island.  For twenty years he never sees another human being.  Then
one day a beautiful girl with long blond hair, her clothes half-ripped
off, washes up on a piece of driftwood.  He explains to her how he
existed for twenty years, digging for clams, and eating fruits and
berries.She says, "Well, what did you do for love?"
He says, "Love?  What's that?"
She says, "I'll show you."
She shows him.  Then she shows him again.  Then she shows him one
more time.  When they're finally done, she says, "Well, how do you
like love?"
He says, "It's great.  But look what you did to my clam digger."
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FUN PAGES

Poorly Placed Labels
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The Bird a Nest Man Friendship
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Friends Body and Soul
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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