THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Mere goodness can achieve little against the power of nature.
Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
I didn't jump
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w031.html
cats and dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w032.html
got one
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w033.html
the bath room
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w034.html
that's cold
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w035.html
happy birthday
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w036.html
the irratible cop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w037.html
hangin up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w038.html
a royal title
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w039.html
show me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Animusic HD
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2327.html
100 Riffs (A Brief History of Rock N' Roll)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2328.html
Teddy bear's last ride
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2329.html
C.W. McCall *Crispy Critters*
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2330.html
Alice's Restaurant- Original 1967 Recording
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2331.html
Jimi Hendrix - The Star Spangled Banner (Live at Woodstock 1969)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2332.html
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to
spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary,
"I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize,
the other night, with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know, he's only been there twice!
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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Sam and Abe, now in their eighties, first met in grade school.
Their relationship now is playing cards, playing jokes and making bets.
One day Sam calls Abe and says, "I bet you that mine is
longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars."
Abe replies, "How can that be? If you know anything about biology you...."
Sam interrupts, "I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine YES OR NO?"
Abe says, "OK, OK. I'll take that bet. How long is yours soft?"
Sam answers, "Eleven years!"
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A deaf mute walks into a pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty
communicating with pharmacist. and he cannot see condoms on the
shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, whips
out his tool, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five-dollar bill next to it.
The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the
deaf-mute, then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket.
Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist
wildly. using sign language."Look," the pharmacist says,
"if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't BET."
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Two die-hard golfers, Mike and Steve, are out playing a round when
a thunderstorm comes roaring in. On the third tee, a bolt of
lighting comes down and strikes both golfers dead.
Arriving at the Pearly Gates, God comes down to talk to the two men.
"Sorry, but we made a mistake," says God. "It seems that it was not
your time to die. Now, I can send you back, but you have to go back as
someone different. It's just too confusing, since they already
had the funerals. In fact, your wives are already dating."
After the two golfers have a little talk they approach God and make
their requests. "We decided we want to go back as a couple of dykes," states Mike.
"... good looking dykes, if You please," says Steve.
"That's no problem," replies God. "But I must know why you guys want to be dykes."
"Well, see, we figure if we go back as dykes, we still get to have sex
with a woman..." says Mike. "And we run no risk of causing pregnancy."
"...plus," adds Steve, "we get to play from the ladies' tee!"
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FUN PAGES
Funny Short Memos
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43070&s=n
The Woman He Feels
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43063&s=n
Poorly Placed Labels
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43651&s=n
A Single Rose
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43028&s=n
Men Need A Clue
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43581&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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