Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who
needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration
through-out the entire known world that he was searching for a chief.
A year passed, and only three people applied for the very
demanding position: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai,
and a Jewish samurai.The emperor asked the Japanese samurai
to come in and demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai.
The Japanese samurai opened a matchbox, and out popped a
bumblebee. Whoosh! Went his sword. The bumblebee dropped dead,
chopped in half.The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive!
"The emperor then issued the same challenge to the Chinese samurai,
to come in and demonstrate why he should be chosen. The Chinese
samurai also opened a matchbox and out buzzed a fly ... Whoosh,
whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! The fly dropped dead, chopped into
four small pieces.The emperor e xclaimed, "That is very impressive!"
Now the emperor turned to the Jewish samurai, and asked him to
demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Jewish Samurai
opened a matchbox, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went
Whoosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around.
The emperor, obviously disappointed, said, "Very ambitious, but why is that gnat not dead?"
The Jewish Samurai just smiled and said, "Circumcision is not meant to kill."
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A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar,
an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.
"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle.
If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"
"Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Norwegian.
The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child.
It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
The Norwegian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"
"It was ME," chortled the Indian.
So the Norwegian paid for the drinks.
Back in Sioux Falls the Norwegian went into the bar and
spotted one of his cronies."Sven," he said, "I got a game.
If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't,
you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?"
"Fair enough," said Sven.
"Ok," the Norwegian said, "my father and mudder had vun child.
It vasn't my brudder. It vasn't my sister. Who vas it?"
"Search me," said Sven. "I give up, who vas it?"
The Norwegian burst out, "It vas some Indian up in Fargo, North Dakota!"
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This guy was in a bar talking to his hand. The bartender came
to him and said, "I do not want weirdo's in my bar. I might ask
you to leave." The guy said, "I'm talking to my cell phone. I got
tired of carrying my cell phone so I had it imbedded into my hand."
The bartender did not believe him, so the guy had the bartender dial
a number and then talked into his hand. The bartender said,
"How cool!" As the evening went on the bar got more crowded. The
bartender looked up and noticed the guy was gone but his drink and
cigarettes were still there. The bartender got worried and went
looking for him. The bartender went into the bathroom and saw the guy
on the floor with his pants down to his knees and a roll of toilet
paper up his butt. The bartender asked, "Are you OK? Who did this
to you?" The guy replied, "I'm OK, just waiting for a fax!"

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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