THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Nobody can bring you peace but yourself.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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THE COMICS
dinner
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new boy friend
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go fetch
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the bathroom
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observatory
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bathroom issues
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blind lesbians
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long time relationship Barbie
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thank you for writing
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15 minutes
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
"Pregnant and I Know It" MUSIC VIDEO
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Honey Bear
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A Policeman's Prank
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BUDWEISER WASSUP ORIGINAL + PIZZA GUY
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Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
Metal,
Wood,
Stone,
Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,
'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands,
she will be cured.'
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition. Any man who could bring his daughter
an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth...
THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly .
The second prince brought diamonds.
He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess,
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red .
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the prince's pants?
.They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
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A man went to church one day and afterward
He stopped to shake the preacher's hand.
He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a
Damned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher said,
'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five
Thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
The preacher said, 'No shit?'
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Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother
asked, "What's the matter now?""Dad was hanging
pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer,"
said little Johnny through his tears.
"That's not so serious," soothed his mother. "I know
you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn't cry at
something like that. Why didn't you just laugh?
"I did!" sobbed Johnny.
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Bloons Tower Defense 3 Hacked
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THAT"S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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