Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get
their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and, one by one,
began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.
But then the teacher asked Janie:
Janie, do you have a story to share?'
''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was
a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to
bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey,
a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the
way down so the bottle wouldn't
break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle
of 20 Iraqi troops.She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she
ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade
broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What
did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?
"Stay away from Mommy when she's been drinking."
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The thing about golf

"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being
good at."
-- Jimmy Demaret

"It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it
in one afternoon on the golf course."
-- Babe Ruth

"Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf
and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf."
-- Jack Benny

"Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes
when you consider the course."
-- Lee Trevino
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After a trial had been going on for three days, the man accused of
committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench.
"Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from 'innocent' to 'guilty'
of the charges."
The judge angrily banged his fist on the desk. "If you're guilty, why
didn't you say so in the first place and save this court a lot of time
and inconvenience?" he demanded.
The man looked up wide-eyed and stated, "Well, when the trial started I
thought I was innocent, but that was before I heard all the evidence
against me!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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