[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

 

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

Sometimes I worry about being
a success in a mediocre world.
Lily Tomlin

GOOD MONING POSTMAN FANS!

 

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially, Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

Mark Twain says
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life before and after
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favorite pie
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I farted
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alcohol
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v065a.html

turbulence
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v066a.html

the remote
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Thanks Marge
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oh com on dear
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v069a.html

first party
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/v070a.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Cheating Boss Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2199.html

New Mom Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2300.html

Kid Hold Up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2301.html

Cheater Hiding In Closet Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2302.html

LAPD Officer: " We arrested this man beating the living daylights out
 of some poor slob for no reason at all! What should we charge him with?"
DESK Sergeant: "Impersonating an Officer."
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A beggar knocks at a Rabbi's door:  "Would you please have a little
bit of food to give me?"
Says the Rabbi:  "Oh, yes; do you like left-over soup?"
"Yes, yes," gushes the beggar.
"Fine.  Come back tomorrow."
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A man gets off a plane in Boston and heads immediately for the men's room.
It's crowded but he finds a vacant urinal to gain relief after the long flight and after having many drinks.
The man at the urinal next to his says, "You're Jewish?"
"Yes."
"You come from Sudbury?"
"Yes."
"Your parents went to Temple Immanuel?"
"Yes," he says. "But I don't think I know you. How do you know so much about me?"
The man next to him replies, "Rabbi Minski of Temple Immanuel is the only Rabbi I know that
performs circumcisions by cutting at an angle and you're pissing on my shoe!"
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FUN PAGES

I Hate People
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43023&s=n

Ball Challenge
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The Sanity Test
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=37702&s=n

30 Years Difference
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43491&s=n

Word Zen
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=41813&s=n

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
 

 

 

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