The Postman's Corner
The palest ink is better than the best memory
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
At least there was one president who had courage
to deal with Libya. and he did it with more than
just a "strong condemnation."
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2171.html
Doesn't matter if you call it Libya, the Barbary
coast, Algiers, etc. We have been at war for decades
with a people who understand one thing and one thing
only. Some say they have a peaceful religion of
non violence. but from what I see, I ain't buyin it.
So, bleeding hearts, no need to send me your opinion.
This is not a comment board and there is only
one opinion that counts around here. And it
ain't yours. TRUST ME...s' truth!!
What America needs right now is another Gypper who
has the courage to do what is right.
The thing they understand is the b 52s...
and its time to use them again. They seem
to have forgotten their lesson.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
pooper scooper
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hi there neighbor
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squirrels
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I told my husband
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you should thank me
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talk about cheating
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2 things
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hey lady
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priceless
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professional grade
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Stuck Back Zipper Prank
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Sexy Bikini Nun
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Cheating Boss Prank
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Jerry Clower - Kiss The Mule
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Dakuwaqa's Garden - Underwater footage from Fiji & Tonga
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On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a
nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure
for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket
to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.
The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder warned,
'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say
'1-2-3.'
When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and
you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked,
"How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded,
"but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home,
showered, shaved,took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to
join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes,and then she asked,
"What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end
our sentences with a preposition , because we could end up with
a dangling participle .
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The farmer's wife walked into the barn one day and
was aghast at what she saw in there.Instead of milking their cow,
her husband was standing with his trousers down at the rear
quarter of the bovine and humping away at it like a mink.
Angrily she yelled at him, "That's the most depraved and
disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life!
I'm going to tell everyone in the community that you were having sex with the cow!"
The farmer, meanwhile, had finished up his task and was slowly pulling
his trousers back up when he looked at his spouse and calmly replied, "Very well.
You tell everyone I had sex with the cow, and I'll tell
everyone that it's because the cow is better than you!"
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Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.
Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.
Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.
Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.
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Stress Relief Kit
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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