Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter,
suspecting that they've run out, goes back to question the chef.
"Hey, Gus, do we have any more eggs?" Gus replies, "I ran out of fresh eggs,
I only have two rotten eggs left." The waiter says, "Give him the rotten eggs.
He's so bombed he won't know the difference." Gus scrambles up the rotten
eggs and heaps on hash browns, sausage and toast. The drunk is so hungry he
wolfs down the breakfast without comment. He goes to pay the cashier and asks,
"Where'd you get those eggs?" She replies, "We have our own chicken farm."
The drunk asks, "Do you have a rooster? "No," she says. The drunk replies,
"Well, you'd better get one, because some skunk is screwing your chickens."
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A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main
cause of Mad Cow disease. The lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to
collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease.
Can you offer any reason for this disease?" The
farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull
mounts a cow only once a year?" The lady reporter obviously
embarrassed: "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but
what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
The Farmer: "and, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a
day?" "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about
getting to the point?" The farmer: "I am getting to the point,
madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and
only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
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During sex my girlfriend suffers from temporary paralysis from the waist
down. Whenever I put my penis there' she never feels a thing. So I
decided we should go to a doctor. Reluctantly my girlfriend agreed, and
came along with me.The doctor asked her, "Do you know if this runs in
the family?"My girlfriend replied, "I don't think so. It never happens
when I'm with his brothers or his friends."

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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