[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

The middle of the road is where the white line is-
and that's the worst place to drive.
Robert Frost
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

THE COMICS

Big Al's bar
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naps
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meeting with my boss
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flowered sheets
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reading minds
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attraction
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being married
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a butt plug
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what do you mean
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what happened to us
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Office lady shows everything
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Pregnant Lady on A Bus - Funny
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JUST FOR LAUGH - TV REPAIR
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How to NEVER get hurt in a relationship
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Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.

Q: What do blonde virgins eat?
A: Baby food.

Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?
A1: "All the blondes have gone home!"
A2: Has that blonde gone yet?
A3: When is that blond bitch going to leave!?

Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?
A: "Next!"

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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I stopped at a  toy store to pick up a gift for my son.
I brought my selection  a Baseball bat - to the cash register.
"Cash or charge?" the clerk asked.
"Cash," I snapped. Then apologizing for my rudeness, I explained,
"I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau."
"Shall I gift wrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly.
"Or are you going back there?"
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A guy had a bad case of hemorrhoids, so he decided to go see
his doctor.
The doctor says, "It's not too bad, you just need to put these
suppositories up your ass. I'll give you the first dose, and you
can have your wife give you the second one this evening."
"Okay" The man replies "anything to relieve this pain"
He drops his pants, bends over and allows the doctor to do his
job.
Later that evening he tells his wife what the doctor said and
asks her help with the second dose. She tells him to bend over,
puts one hand on his shoulder and prepares to insert the
suppository.
All of the sudden the guy screams, "Oh My God!!"
"What's wrong?" asks his wife
The man replies, "I just realized - he had both his hands on my
shoulders!!"
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FUN PAGES

Tan Lines By Sport
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Pancake Bar
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Shoot Me Up Elmo
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This Happiness is Unbearable
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Dreamsdwell Stories
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

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