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Definitions of a bachelor

One who avoids bride-eyed women.
One who believes in Life, Liberty and the Happiness of Pursuit.
One who believes in Wine, Women and So-Long.
One who can get into bed from either side.
One who can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.
One who can have a girl on his knee without having her on his hands.
One who can't be spouse-broken.
One who cheated some woman out of a divorce.
One who is not missing anything in life except a few buttons on his shirt.
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A British World War II pilot is reminiscing before school
children about his days in the air force."In 1942," he says, "the
situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force.
I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting our bombers when
suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared.
I looked up, and one fokker was right above me. I aimed at him and shot him down.
They were swarming. I immediately realized that there was another fokker behind me."
The teacher stands up and says, "I think I should point out that
'Fokker' was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company"
"That's true," says the pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerschmidts."
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One night, a horny old geezer decides to get himself a hooker.
Since the man doesn't have much money, he looks for the cheapest whore
in the nearest Red Light District. A short while later, he finds what he's
looking for and spends $10 for oral sex and intercourse. The next morning
the old geezer wakes up and discovers he has crabs. So, he gets dressed and
heads down to where he had been the night before. He notices the same hooker
on the street corner, so he marches over to her and says, "Hey, lady, you gave me crabs!"
The hooker replies, "Hey, old man, what did you expect for $10? Lobster?"

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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