THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog;
fewer when pursued by a mad woman;
only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.
Robertson Davies
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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The Comics
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular butcher,
John absent so he asks the manager, "Where's John?"
The manager tells the man that John was fired because he was
found sticking his dick in the meat slicer"
Then the man asked, "Where is the meat slicer now?"
The butcher then replied, "I fired her too."
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife...
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
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A very talented inventor devised an artificial pussy. You could
not distinguish it from the real thing. Realizing what a money maker
he had devised, he approached a sea captain who was embarking on a six
month cruise. He made an agreement with the captain to split the profits
50/50 and charge each sailor $2.00 to utilize it. Upon the end of the
voyage the inventor was standing on the pier awaiting the
ship. The ship tied up and the captain came down the gangway. The two
embraced and the inventor asked: "How much did we make?"
The captain reached in his pocket, drew out a dollar bill and handed it
to the inventor. The inventor blew his stack. He screamed, "What the hell,
one dollar, didn't they like it?" The captain responded: "Oh yeah, oh yeah,
the first guy liked it so much he ate it."
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There was nothing to do on this Thursday night, so the two co-eds
were just hanging around the apartment. Brenda, who was dressed in only a
in bra and panties, was jiggling back and forth around their place doing some chores.
Abby, who was sitting on the bed, decided this was the night
that she would reveal her secret to her room mate.
"Take a break", Abby said to her friend, "Come over here and sit down".
As soon as Brenda sat on the bed, Abby leaned over and kissed her full on the lips.
"I've always wanted to tell you something" Abby said,
"It's kinda hard to say this... Well, let me be frank".
Brenda leaned toward her friend and said in a sexually husky voice:
"No darling... Let me be Frank
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FUN PAGES
Life is So Slippery
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National Geographic Presents: Herod's Lost Tomb
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Throw Them Out The Window
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Always Remember
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The Good Sex Guide
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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