THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
I have a right to my anger, and I don't want anybody
telling me I shouldn't be, that it's not nice to be,
and that something's wrong with me because I get angry.
Maxine Waters
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I think I found your gradeschool class picture, is that u in the upper right hand corner?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
my next door neighbor
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3 girls
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phone sex
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priceless
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requirements
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computer problems
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show me
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substitute teacher
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what men think
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bj
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Top 3 Military Fails
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Banned Sprite Commercial
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Try not to Laugh or Grin
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Dick Tracy - "Snow Job"
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Nurse Lucille, wanting to deposit her paycheck,
arrived at her bank totally exhausted
after an18-hour shift.
Endeavoring to fill out her deposit slip,
and finding no pen at the teller's window,
she decided to use her own.
From behind her ear she retrieved a rectal
thermometer and tried to write with it.
Realizing her mistake,
she looked at the flabbergasted teller,
and without missing a beat uttered:
'Well, that's great....that's just great
..........some asshole's got my pen!'
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Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody
that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
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Murphy's laws
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone
would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog
FUN PAGES
Phone Sex Lawsuit
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The Only Cure For Hate
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Drag Racer v3 Hacked
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Key to Happiness
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Happy Wheels Hacked
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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