Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

The Presidential election 2012 was too close to call. Neither
Romney nor Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk
about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc.,
but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the
sportsmanlike way to settle things.
The candidate that caught the most fish at the
end of the week would win the election.
After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that
the contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin.
There were to be no observers present, and both men were to
be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M.
with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties
At the end of the first day, Obama returned to the starting line and he had 10 fish.
Soon, Romney returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed
he was just having a bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day.
At the end of the 2nd day, Obama came in with 20 fish and Romney came in again with none.
That evening, the republicans got together secretly and said, "I think
that Obama is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. Tomorrow don't bother
fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating."
The next night (after Obama returns with 50 fish), the republicans got together
for the report of how the democrats were cheating.
Romney said, "You're not going to believe this, he's cutting holes in the ice!"
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Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a
cake and announced, "I'll be playing in my room for the next
two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you're finished."
Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake,
Little Johnny exclaimed, "Golly, it worked!"
Puzzled, his mother asked, "What do you mean?"
Little Johnny replied, "Daddy said that in order to get a piece
around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing first!"
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Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the
dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Why is it that the person you sleep with who snores, is the first one to fall asleep ??
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.
The road to success is always under construction.
I have to power walk very early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
Mother to daughter in local department store: "If it has anybody's name on it, it's too expensive."
Set aside an hour every day to do all your worrying; then take a nap during this period.
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Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel with two huge
camel humps. He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel who had one perfect camel hump.
As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby camel
who had no humps. They contemplated long and hard on what to call their beautiful little boy.
They finally decided on...... You ready for this??? 'Humphrey'!!!
Oh, stop your whining and groaning!!! It's a nice story
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Fun pages

Did You Know?
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43499&s=n

The Woman He Feels
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43063&s=n

College or Weed?
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43622&s=n

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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