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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

The greatest pleasure in life is
doing what people say you cannot do.
Walter Bagehot

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So its....

HAPPY LABOR DAY TO EVERYONE TODAY!!!

I do have a question tho. its puzzled me
for years. Every body is sposta have the
day off from work today, right? No particular
reason. Just to be able to have an extra day
to goof off. Well here is the thing.
If people are not working, shouldn't we call today `No-Labor Day?'
Oh well,

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

take me now
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bingo
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I saw you
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seniors
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diet soda
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computers
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caffien
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blow job
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adopted?
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when we win
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

The Lottery Changed My Life Millionaire Bachelor
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The Best of Britains Got Talent
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a happy pillsbury doughboy
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who cares?
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The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the
couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a
chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised
it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms
buddies received the following note:
"Dear Friends, we didn't mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric
shock was only a minor setback. But I swear by God Almighty, I'm going
to kill whoever put local anesthesia in the condom!"
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Two Jewish gentlemen were working at the Chevra Kadisha funeral
home, when a corpse was sent to them to be prepared for burial.
One of them, looking at the dead man's big penis, asks: 'YOSSL HOST
DU AMOHL GEZEYN AZANER?' (Yossl, have you ever seen one like this?)
Yossl says: 'AVREIMALE, ICH HOB DEM ZELBEN.' (Avi, I've got one just like it.)
Astonished, Avreimale asks: 'AZOY GROYSS?' (As big as this one?)
Yossl answers: 'NEIN, AZOY TOIT!' (No, just as dead!)
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A bewildered-looking man walked up to one of our bank's customer
service representatives. "I want to deposit my paycheck, but
I'm not sure how to do it," he said.
"No problem," said Lisa as she took his check and passbook.
There was a flurry of activity for a few moments, and then his passbook was handed back to him.
The man looked at his book, noting the deposit and, smiling, said, "That's it?"
"That's it. Just give your paycheck to me, and I'll take care if it."
The man suddenly looked at her curiously. "Say," he drawled, "are you my wife?"

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

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