THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job,
not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children.
Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.
Tim Allen
GOOD MORNINNG POSTMAN FANS!
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
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bus stop
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I'm prepared
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baloney
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I enjoy sex
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LETS GO TO THETHE MOVIES
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
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A little old couple in their eighties were
sitting on the couch watching TV.
For a lark, the old man switched over to the Playboy Channel.
They watched for a few minutes, then he looked at
her and asked, "Do you think we can still do that?"
"Well, we can sure try!" she answered.
So they shuffled off to the bedroom.
He went into the bathroom to get ready and she took
off all her clothes in the bedroom.
When he came out of the bathroom, he saw her standing
on her head in the middle of the bedroom floor.
"What are you doing, sweetheart?" he asked.
"Well," she replied, "I thought if you couldn't get it up,
maybe you could just drop it in!
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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully,
"Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.
With his last breath John said, "I do!"
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A young under-educated man applied for a job in an office as a
custodian. He filled out the application, then went in for an
interview with the woman in charge of Personnel when his name was
called. After the interview, he left and hooked up with his homies.
One asked, "How'd it go?"
The guy answered, "First part was smooth. But den she wanted to see
my testimonials. So I unzipped my pants and showed 'em --and she freaked! There went da job!"
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A teacher was giving a lesson in sex education to her fourth grade
class. After showing a brief film and reading the lesson, she asked if anyone had any questions.
One little boy held up his hand shyly. "Teacher, I have a boy dog and he
jumps over the fence and wrestles with this girl dog and she has puppies. Is this sex?"
"Yes, that's sex," the teacher replied.
A little girl raised her hand. "Teacher, I have a girl cat and there's a
boy cat that jumps on her out in the yard and they wrestle. Then she has kittens. Is that sex?"
"Yes, that's sex," the teacher replied.
Little Johnny then raised his hand. "Teacher, the other night I saw a movie
where three guys wrestled with Sylvester Stallone. Is that sex?"
"No, that was not sex," the teacher replied.
"Good," Little Johnny replied. "I always thought it would take more
than three guys to screw Sylvester Stallone."
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Sure Lock
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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