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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Toys of Christmas Past heh heh
I remember the Christmas one of the sisters got the Suzy Homemaker
sewing machine that although hand powered would actually do a straight
stitch. Not being masochistic, but forever curious, I had heard that if
one
got a sewing machine needle through their finger it was quite painful.
Having
been forbidden to use the real sewing machine this gave me the perfect
chance to test this and make it sure it wasn't just a myth or Urban
Legend
( I had Snopes beat by thirty years in this Category). Placing my
thumbnail
under the needle, I used my free hand to turn the wheel on the sewing
machine
and I came to several interesting conclusions. Number one it takes a lot
of pressure to penetrate a thumbnail, although I am sure a motor driven
one
would be fully capable of doing so. After one does penetrate the nail,
they
will find out that it is really sensitive under there, causing pain not
even
close
to proportionate to the size of the wound and making you reverse the
procedure quickly.
Today if something similar happened it would cause a lawsuit and
I would have all of Suzy Homemaker's money and the machine would be
redesigned to prevent it from ever injuring anyone or sewing anything in
the
future. Forty-five years ago my ego was hurt enough already and I could
see
nothing to be gained from telling anyone that I was a lot more stupid
than I
looked so I pretty much suffered in silence for a day or so.
Enjoy the chips... buffalo
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Husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his
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"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
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"What are you saying? It's in your files?????"
"Absolutely."
"Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."
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"What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month
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"PAY you? and if I refuse?"
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Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman
1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have
had
in the past.
2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the
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Southern Baptists John and Marie went to the same church.
Marie went every Sunday and taught Sunday School.
John went on Christmas and Easter and, once in a while,
he went on one of the other Sundays.
On one of those Sundays, he was in the pew right behind Marie
and he noticed what a fine looking woman she was.
While they were taking up the collection,
John leaned forward and said,
"Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?"
"Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie.
Well, John couldn't believe his luck.
All week long he polished up his car,
and on Friday he picked up Marie and took her to dinner,
the finest restaurant in town.
When they sat down, John looked over at Marie said,
"Hey, Marie, would you like a cocktail before dinner?"
"Oh, no, John,"said Marie.
"What would I tell my Sunday School class?"
Well, John was setback a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner.
Then he reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes.
"Hey, Marie," said John, "Would you like a smoke?"
"Oh, no, John," said Marie.
"What would I tell my Sunday School class?"
Well, John was feeling pretty low after that, so he just got in his car
and was driving Marie home when they passed the Holiday Inn.
He'd struck out twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose.
"Hey, Marie," said John,
"how would you like to stop at this motel with me?"
"Sure, John, that would be nice," said Marie.
Well, John couldn't believe his luck.
He did a U-turn right then and there across the median and
everything,
and drove back to the motel and checked in with Marie.
The next morning John got up first.
He looked at Marie lying there in the bed.
"What have I done? What have I done?" thought John.
He shook Marie and she woke up.
"Marie, I've got to ask you one thing, said John.
"What are you going to tell your Sunday School class?"
Marie said,
"The same thing I always tell them..............
"You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time."
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There was a man named Jones and he played 3rd string center for a
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His wife told him to go cause they needed the money and that all he
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Said ''Senora, Quanto Por La Screw?''
''For Only One Peso
I Will, If You Say So,
Be Buggered And Nibble It Too.''
I once knew a gal that was on the pill
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"My doctor just called me and tells me I am pregnant. I can't be
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2026
Desert
Sandi comes out of the kitchen with a pie.
Everyone shies away from the pie...
Sandi: Who wants the first slice?
Silence...
Sandi humming: I guess I will take the first slice.
She cuts a nice slice and starts to eat the slice of pie.
It is red on the inside and soon her mouth is red around
the corner.
Katie: Ew....that is gross Sandi, what is that blood?
Sandi: What do you mean?
Katie: The pie, what kind of pie is it? We know you
killed various creatures yesterday.
Sandi grinning: Oh that, this is a homemade cherry pie.
Rudy: A-roo?
The herd
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