THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
Enough time
Make time to do your dream. Make time to live the richness.
Make time for what's important by remembering how truly precious
your time is. There is always enough time when you give sufficient
value to your time.Complaining that there's not enough time merely
wastes more of your time. Instead of being resentful about what
you must do, be appreciative of what you can do.
Is there something you're doing that doesn't seem like it's worth
the time? Then you can either stop doing it or find ways to put
more meaningful value into it.If there's something you're doing that's not
important, consider how you can make it important. Put more real value and
meaning into your efforts, and the time you give to those
efforts will be time well spent.
Appreciate each moment as it comes, giving your authentic best to it.
And you'll have plenty of time to live the life you truly wish to live.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
peanuts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w041.html
3 condoms
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w042.html
searching
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w043.html
shit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w044.html
beer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w045.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
another cute doggie vid
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1398.html
jingle farts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1399.html
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What's the definition of IMPOTENCE? Answer:
Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
Yo momma is so fat that she broke a branch of the family tree.
What does a Jewish American Princess make for supper? A: Reservations
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What The Fire Chief Said…
For those who understand, no explanation is needed.
For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
Not fair to make judgment of this until you see what the Fire Chief says!!!!
In South Los Angeles , a 4-plex was destroyed by a fire.
A Mexican family of six, all welfare recipients and gang members
lived on the first floor, they died. An Islamic group of
seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country
from Kenya , lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished
in the fire. 6 LA Hispanic Gang Bangers and ex-cons lived on the 3rd floor and
they, too, died.
A lone, white couple lived on the top floor. They survived the fire.
Jesse Jackson , John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious.
They flew into LA and met with the fire chief, on camera.
They loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Black
Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and why only
the white couple lived? - - - - - - -
The fire chief said, "They were at work."
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A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily
ever after in Toronto.The poor lady was not very proficient in English,
but did manage to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs.
She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation,
clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how
to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her
blouse to show the butcher her breasts.
The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a
way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the
store.......Her husband speaks English!
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It was the first day of school, after summer vacations and time for me to
pick up the children in my school bus and take them home again.
After I had made the complete run that afternoon, one little boy remained on the bus.
Thinking he had simply missed his stop, I started driving slowly back through the
neighborhood and asked him to be sure to let me know if any of the houses or people looked familiar.
The boy sat in his seat contentedly and shook his head whenever I asked him if he recognized a person or place.
After the second unsuccessful tour of the area, I started back to the school to ask for his address.
When we arrived, the child got off the bus and started walking away.
"Wait!" I called. "We have to go inside and find out where you live."
"I live right there," he said, pointing to a house across the street.
"I just always wanted to ride in a school bus."
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BUFFALO BILL
Somewhere In America
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32802.htm
Amish Gone Bad
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32803.htm
Pregnant
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32804.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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